I'm predicting 5 years, $38M.
As far as the state is concerned, there are only three criteria for marriage for which it has compelling reasons to discriminate:
Isn't it a hoot being lectured on marriage by guys that have not only never been married, but we also have to take their words that they're neither virgins
Actually, the more Sparky explains his position, the more flimsy it is.
Take away all the bull**** and window dressing. His wrongheaded
Well if I'm going to be an orc at least I'm a cogent orc.