Round 1: Mr. Reality vs. 4thandlong
Round 1: Mr. Reality vs. 4thandlong
Round 1 will be freestyle. Do whatever the heck you want. Just make sure it's funny and insulting.
Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of 6 turns apiece.
4thandlong will go first.
A day in the life of 4thandLong
6:34am Urinates
6:38am Goes back to bed
12:53pm Urinates again.
12:59pm Goes back to bed again.
3:15pm Calls ManPower and tells them he’ll have to miss his three thirty appointment. “Something came up,” he says.
3:16pm Masturbates
3:16:23pm Sneaks over to the neighbor’s porch and steals the funny pages from their newspaper.
5:00pm Finishes the funny pages and fries up some Spam for brunch.
6:00pm Visits a few internet boards, then comes back to BillsZone and plagiarizes everything he just read.
7:00pm Turns on the VHS machine and watches his favorite episodes of Real World that he recorded three years ago.
8:00pm Writes a letter to the Don Beebe fan clup.
9:00pm Uses one of Don Beebe’s quotes in an insult tournament.
9:30pm Takes a nap.
10:30pm Plays a game of Battleship against himself.
11:00pm Celebrates his hard fought Battleship victory with a 40 of Old English.
12:00am Passes out in a drunken stupor.
Re: A day in the life of 4thandLong
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Originally posted by Mr.Reality
6:34am Urinates
6:38am Goes back to bed
12:53pm Urinates again.
12:59pm Goes back to bed again.
3:15pm Calls ManPower and tells them he’ll have to miss his three thirty appointment. “Something came up,” he says.
3:16pm Masturbates
3:16:23pm Sneaks over to the neighbor’s porch and steals the funny pages from their newspaper.
5:00pm Finishes the funny pages and fries up some Spam for brunch.
6:00pm Visits a few internet boards, then comes back to BillsZone and plagiarizes everything he just read.
7:00pm Turns on the VHS machine and watches his favorite episodes of Real World that he recorded three years ago.
8:00pm Writes a letter to the Don Beebe fan clup.
9:00pm Uses one of Don Beebe’s quotes in an insult tournament.
9:30pm Takes a nap.
10:30pm Plays a game of Battleship against himself.
11:00pm Celebrates his hard fought Battleship victory with a 40 of Old English.
12:00pm Passes out in a drunken stupor.
Once again, you prove you're an idiot. 3:16:23 PM?
I wouldn't be suprised if you go to BOA's highschool, or even is his English teacher. Try putting some thought into insults and not copying them off of another site. I have seen alot of schedules like that. I'm still wondering why you call me unoriginal and you continue to post things that you could find on the teletubbies website.
Re: Re: A day in the life of 4thandLong
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Originally posted by 4thAndLong
Once again, you prove you're an idiot. 3:16:23 PM?
I think that would imply that it took you 23 seconds to masturbate. Who knows how to tell time? Who's the idiot?
Mr. Reality gets the nod here.
Re: Re: Re: A day in the life of 4thandLong
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Originally posted by FischInMich
I think that would imply that it took you 23 seconds to masturbate. Who knows how to tell time? Who's the idiot?
Mr. Reality gets the nod here.
It has to beat your method of gratification...dry humping the leg of one of the derelicts passed out behind the dumpster next to your home in the projects:eek: My vote goes to Fourth:up::church: