What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?
I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.
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What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?
I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.
Well....what is your platform?
What is your stance on illegal immigration? Taxes? The war in Iraq? The Patriot Act? Abortion?
What can you do to improve my Zone experience if you are elected?
If I get elected I will relieve you of your moderator duties for 2 days a week allowing you to spend more time with Jack Terry or your new toy.Quote:
Originally Posted by shelby
My stance on illegal immigration is simple, you must bring something to the country that makes it better and women must have at least a C-cup.
Abortion is legal as long as their is consent by BOTH parties. You screwed your way into this situation now you need to figure it out together. If you choose to have an abortion and its not due to birth defects or rape. You must attend a how to not be a dumbass course.
Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?
No Amnesty!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by shelby
You're not illegal. Flat chested citizens are welcomed.Quote:
Originally Posted by shelby
What do you plan to do about the unfair tax on Zone Bucks?
I will not support a President you fails to use punctuation.
well that solidified it! you got my vote :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
wait.. does that mean you will need an official secretary of cup measurement? if so i nominate myself!
yes, the ****ing tax pisses me the **** off.Quote:
Originally Posted by northernbillfan
The tax on zonebux will stand, however it will be cycled back into the zone by giving out awards for top posters and original zoners!
My mind is more occupied with crucial zone matters!Quote:
Originally Posted by SabreEleven
What is your definition of an original Zoner?
That is Bush's excuse also and everybody thinks he is a dumb ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
Zoners who bring original thoughts and ideas!
However original zoners will be crucial to the development and foward progress of the zone!
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Originally Posted by MBBedard
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I think we need a women President. I nominate Shelby for the *****y Party.
I have clearly already won shelbys vote.
She can be swayed. She is easy.