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  • Albany,n.y.
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 5599

    Angelina Jolie is available

    Just filed for divorce.

  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
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    Sad. Not the divorce but she's gone downhill.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • Gibby
      Power & Authority Demand Responsibility to the common good, and must never be abused.
      • Jun 2006
      • 18211

      #3
      Re: Angelina Jolie is available

      only if its pre-mastectomy Jolie.

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      • sukie
        Seriously?
        • Sep 2012
        • 21507

        #4
        Re: Angelina Jolie is available

        Never put your dick in crazy.

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        • Dr. Lecter
          Zero for Zero!
          • Mar 2003
          • 67934

          #5
          Re: Angelina Jolie is available

          Originally posted by sukie View Post
          Never put your dick in crazy.
          That's good to say, but have any of us not done that at some point?
          Originally posted by mysticsoto
          Lecter is right in everything he said.

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          • sukie
            Seriously?
            • Sep 2012
            • 21507

            #6
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            Originally posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
            That's good to say, but have any of us not done that at some point?
            AND learned from it so that we can advise the youngsters.

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            • Swiper
              Registered User
              • Sep 2010
              • 33105

              #7
              Re: Angelina Jolie is available

              Originally posted by sukie View Post
              Never put your dick in crazy.
              Too late. Spent years running away from it. And running. And running.

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              • Blondie
                Smarter than most men here :-)
                • Aug 2012
                • 27998

                #8
                Re: Angelina Jolie is available

                They are both ugly and deserve this.
                I was banned for calling Yardie a coward, by DB, in a tread about women’s issues happening right now in America. Nothing better than republican men silencing women’s voices, especially in the Buffalo Spin zone!!

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                • Dr. Lecter
                  Zero for Zero!
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 67934

                  #9
                  Re: Angelina Jolie is available

                  Originally posted by Blondie View Post
                  They are both ugly and deserve this.
                  Deserve it is a bit harsh, especially with 6 kids involved.
                  Originally posted by mysticsoto
                  Lecter is right in everything he said.

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                  • pmoon6
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 21476

                    #10
                    Re: Angelina Jolie is available

                    Not many Hollywood romances or marriages last. I would guess it's because of too much temptation on set. Second, most actors are as mad as hatters.

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                    • Swiper
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 33105

                      #11
                      Re: Angelina Jolie is available

                      Originally posted by pmoon6 View Post
                      Not many Hollywood romances or marriages last. I would guess it's because of too much temptation on set. Second, most actors are as mad as hatters.
                      Wait. You're not going to tell us how many actresses you nailed back in your heyday?

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                      Originally posted by Dr. Lecter View Post
                      Deserve it is a bit harsh, especially with 6 kids involved.
                      Aren't they all adopted?

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                      • SpikedLemonade
                        • Jun 2024

                        #12
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                        • SpikedLemonade
                          • Jun 2024

                          #13
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                          • ticatfan
                            The Meathead of Muslims!
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 31028

                            #14
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                            Pitt is being charged with child abuse for going nuts on the kids on a private plane. They say he was plastered and then supposedly tried to take off in a fuel truck. Heard that one on the radio.
                            Political correctness ( or cancel culture as it is called today) is a doctrine fostered by a delusional ,illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by MSM which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
                            Harry S Truman 1941.

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                            • Swiper
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 33105

                              #15
                              Re: Angelina Jolie is available

                              That would explain her asking for physical custody.

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