What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?
I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.
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What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?
I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.
Well....what is your platform?
What is your stance on illegal immigration? Taxes? The war in Iraq? The Patriot Act? Abortion?
What can you do to improve my Zone experience if you are elected?
If I get elected I will relieve you of your moderator duties for 2 days a week allowing you to spend more time with Jack Terry or your new toy.Quote:
Originally Posted by shelby
My stance on illegal immigration is simple, you must bring something to the country that makes it better and women must have at least a C-cup.
Abortion is legal as long as their is consent by BOTH parties. You screwed your way into this situation now you need to figure it out together. If you choose to have an abortion and its not due to birth defects or rape. You must attend a how to not be a dumbass course.
Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?
No Amnesty!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by shelby
You're not illegal. Flat chested citizens are welcomed.Quote:
Originally Posted by shelby
What do you plan to do about the unfair tax on Zone Bucks?
I will not support a President you fails to use punctuation.
well that solidified it! you got my vote :up:Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
wait.. does that mean you will need an official secretary of cup measurement? if so i nominate myself!
yes, the ****ing tax pisses me the **** off.Quote:
Originally Posted by northernbillfan
The tax on zonebux will stand, however it will be cycled back into the zone by giving out awards for top posters and original zoners!
My mind is more occupied with crucial zone matters!Quote:
Originally Posted by SabreEleven
What is your definition of an original Zoner?
That is Bush's excuse also and everybody thinks he is a dumb ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
Zoners who bring original thoughts and ideas!
However original zoners will be crucial to the development and foward progress of the zone!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
:roflmao:
I think we need a women President. I nominate Shelby for the *****y Party.
I have clearly already won shelbys vote.
She can be swayed. She is easy.
Nobody has more cupping experience than I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mski
Amateur. :rolleyes:
but cupping is in the anal region.
heres my party sign.
I have a concern about cross border Zoning?
Will you implement laws that strengthen the Zones borders or will you embrace the free posting we have enjoyed until now?
Unfortunately all canadians will be banned from secret santaQuote:
Originally Posted by northernbillfan
:rofl: I actually laughed at myself there
Hey, I still didn't get my gift at all. At least yours arrived.Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
I was laughing too, not with you, but at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
who pulled a Mikey? If elected dealing with this matter will be of the highest priority.Quote:
Originally Posted by northernbillfan
They're pretty good at screening for explosives. Lucky you.Quote:
Originally Posted by northernbillfan
It was more of a customs and UPS issue than anything else.Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
Let's do this Bedard
So when they say someone sucks donkey dick, they're referring to your party?Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
Speaking of a need for punctuation. Without a comma it sounds like you want to do Bedard.Quote:
Originally Posted by RockStar36
No they are referring to me. Im hung like a donkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
Yikes! That makes it sound like a group thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by northernbillfan
First you comma then Emma comma and I comma too.
is that a challenge? do we need to set up a competition to see who can measure the quickest, and most accurately?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
Bedard...why would you want a useless title?
So you can feel as important as the Queen of England?
Can I be VP?
Serving as "President of Billszone" seems a little useless when we all know it's a dictatorship with lordofgun at the helm.
But hey, he seems to be a pretty good dictator anyway.
As President of the zone I promise to use my wealth of rep and zonebucks to buy as many votes as possible.
I furthur promise to hire fulltime someone to post a variety of pornographic links in the no-tos.
On top of that I promise that I will use my office to furthur the cause of the little people of the zone. The people who matter significantly less, but are so very important to the everyday amusement of others.
Lastly I will listen. You need someone negged into oblivion, I have people on it. You need more tater-tots at lunch, that sh** will be handled. Whats that you say? You need a new avatar? Guess who can sort that out for you? Thats right....this guy.
Guess who cant? Thats right. The guy whose busy playing "swords" while you are awaiting your brand spanking new Kawika Mitchell avatar. Shameful.
You wanna talk issues? Fine lets talk issues:
FACT: Yes I lobbied for Kini to be given the "Vagina lifetime achievement award" I stand by my decision. I even made her a sweet shadowbox for the award.
FACT: Judo chopped a wild grizzly bear to death.....twice. True story.
FACT: Invented Nintendo and the Lesbian 3-way.
FACT: Co-wrote "Airtighting for dummies" with Wilt Chamberlain. Best sellers list for 13 years straight.
FALSE: Likes fat chicks. This was a rumor started by Bedard and has never been substantiated. There was one time in Vegas but it was late and I was drunk. Besides I excercised the one freebie all men are given at birth for this and it was expunged from my record.
FACT: Is an expert in porn movie reviews, examples available in no-tos. A rare, but much needed niche.
FACT: Has a thundercats tattoo. And yes it is Lion-O.
FACT: Wrote the script to all 3 Godfather movies.
FACT: Owns an iPhone
FACT: Screams "Look, Gawdzira!" in asian restaraunts.
FACT: Fought in 'Nam with Mad Bomber.
My opponent:
FACT: Was in the Taliban
FACT: MBB once went trick-or-treating as Freddie Mercury.
FACT: Once had a 3-some. And not the cool kind.
FACT: Was in the band 25AFFAIR
FACT: Invented gay sex and the band Bon Jovi. At the same time.
FACT: Was in the band 25AFFAIR
FACT: Hates Jesus
FACT: Was in the band 25AFFAIR
FACT: Loved the movie "Flicka"
Furthermore, as if you needed anymore proof. While giving his latest speech at a Patriots rally last week to drum up support for his campaign his speech notes were found on the ground next to the podium, I mean come on people does this SEEM well prepared:
http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/im...1e1819ecd2.jpg
Sidenote: Icepops rock ass.
Whereas my running mate Chuck and I have been hard at work laying the framework for a successful campaign and more importantly improving the quality of life here at Billszone.
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2...uck_norris.jpg
America. Damn right.
My minister of entertainment had this to say....."Its not about quantity, its about quality people....the issues people care about, the issues that make...........STOP! HAMMERTIME!"
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I couldnt agree more Mr. Hammer. :bf1:
At the end of the day everyone, this campaign is successful because of you. The voter. Sure I know, the fact that I dont hold the traditional values a person in this position should have may sway some. And no asking a girl to grab her ankles and say "ahhh" is probably not looked favorably upon by some. But really. My personal life I assure you in no way will affect my ability to make the tough decisions and take on the tough issues. Even the handicap.
http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/im...19d3c613c5.jpg
Yes indeed my cripple friend, what would jesus do? (and how the hell did you get out of your cage?)
Lets not even talk credentials, 2x Zoner of the year, 06 Insult tourney champ, rep champ......as decorated zone veteran as they come.
As you can see folks, its right there in hard print. The BETTER Choice. The RIGHT Choice. Devin in '08.
:goodpost::roflmao:
My platform will be moderater conservative.
.Shelf the gay marriage idea once and for all.
.Pro Choice.
.Eliminate income tax. Consumption tax works better.
.Widespread healthcare reform,- particularlly prescription medicines.
.Mandatory annual road tests for drivers over 65. or no SS check....
.Across the board ban on the entry of US borders by any canadian named "Brian", "Gordy", or "Edward". eh? Same ban applies to all muslims with the surname "muhhammed".
.Legalization of marijauna. Full ban on Tobacco.
.Mexicans can apply for citizenship. those here now are here illeaglly and are subject to deportation. FINE ALL EMPLOYERS 50,000 dollars per violation per employee for violating this.
.Elimanate special interest groups' roles in how are laws are made and enforced.
.Dont change a dammed thing about the Patriot Act. If you arent doing anything wrong, what do you have to worry about?
.Tap the vast municiple labor force we have in our jails and prisons.
. Speed the proccess of appeals for death row inmates.I'm sick of feeding and housing these scum for 10 years only to let them off on a technicality. The innocent ones we kill will be far outweighed by the bad ones we kill.
this is just a small taste of the ZONE I'd bring you as president.
Vote HOOF!! HOOF for change, HOOF for growth!!!!
**** Devin had a lot of time.
Devin FTW!!!!
Bedard got pwned!
i expect this to get more interesting over the next 24 hours with local zoners locked down due to the storm. at least i hope so. entertainment please!
Some of you may be familar with the recent attack against my campaign.
I am not here to slander I am here to present facts.
God Hates Devin
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...edard/dev3.jpg
Its a sad but true tale. God literally hates Devin. How can you vote for a man even God despises.
Fact, Hurricane Katrina was not a catastrophy. It was a hit sent out by God to kill Devin.
Fact, God despises Devin so much he cursed him with a slow metbolism as to prevent Devin from ever seeing his penis.
Devin has AIDS
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...dard/dev-1.jpg
Devin indeed has AIDS
Fact, Devin is the only person ever to gain weight while having AIDS.
Fact, Devin recently completed his sequel to the 2 girls 1 cup video. Entitled Pu Pu platter for you.
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...edard/dev2.jpg
If anything I will salute Devin for running it has got him out of the house and on the campaign trail.
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...edard/dev1.jpg
Now I dont need to sit here and blow smoke to you zoners, you know who I am and what I stand for. I brought to you the great chuck norris, I brought to you Bang or Bucks, and dammit I brought you Gina Carano! I am a zone success story from best new poster to zoner of the year! I am the past I am the present and I am the future.
Vote for a guy who can actually see his balls vote MBB!
this is the bedard i miss. i feel like i'm gonna cry.
I think you need a minority running mate....I nominate myself:bravo: