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FINAL SEMIFINALS: Devin Defeats Forward_Lateral 20-16
Round 2:
SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral vs. Devin
It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.
For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.
Ex:
There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.
Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.
Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.
Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.
IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.
And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!
Forward_Lateral will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)
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Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin
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Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin
There once was a man from nantucket
Who used Devin as his personal jizz-bucket
In his face he would squirt
His manly dessert
When he was done Devin would suck it
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Forwards wife was squealin'
around other dudes he was kneelin'
with a loud splatter
he earned thier baby batter
twas dicks he'd rather be feelin'
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Devin was in disbelief
When he was told he smells like a queef
From spuz, his hair was crisp
And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
He was the gravy for many men's beef
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Much to Adam's dismay
a ton his fat ass did weigh
his ass did jiggle
and his man tits wiggle
But he still couldnt get out the doorway
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Devin went down to the track
To sniff a horse's ball sack
He said to the jockey
On my face please bukake
He's unfortunately hung like a tic tac
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His wife said she was on the rag
and her ass he couldnt tag
but on her knees she bends
Fat Erik and I at both ends
and oh yeah forward_lateral is giant ***!
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thank christ this is over.
Voting is up.
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jesus its dead even. i'm gonna see who used the best verbs or something...
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Good match Devin! BTW, my wife has a no return policy, she now belongs to you and Eric! Have fun!
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I haven't voted for any of the matchups.
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Half of Devin's weren't even real limericks.
FL wins in a landslide.
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I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LT teh ghost
I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake
I was hoping people would appreciate that!
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I have to go with the Canadian.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
F_L, I broke the tie ;)
:up:
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F_L was good but basically had the same limerick stated three different ways, while Devin tried different subject matter I go Devin in a tight one
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Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart
Half of Devin's weren't even real limericks.
FL wins in a landslide.
Agreed.
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a tight race. I will only vote if I can force a tie.
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You're a canadian you can't help it :up:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
a tight race. I will only vote if I can force a tie.
Now's the time!
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Vote Bedard. It's 13-12 Devin
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if its a tie ill just give it to F_L good god.
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my vote happens at 10:24 as long as I am not wasted
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go banana!
i already voted so other people need to step it up. this is like election 2000 all over again
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Too close to call....so I tied it up
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DUN DUN DUN
can we have a quickfire/lightning round or something? if its too close they should both be disqualified
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:popcorn:
TIEBREAKER!! DAS BOOT!!!!
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Declair it a tie, have a 3-way final between LOG, Devin and I
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I just voted for Devin
16-15 him.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
have a 3-way between LOG, Devin and I
SCORE! finally something for the ladies :hump:
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Originally Posted by kinigirly
SCORE! finally something for the ladies :hump:
When did we get a supply of those?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
Devin was in disbelief
When he was told he smells like a queef
From spuz, his hair was crisp
And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
He was the gravy for many men's beef
:rofl:
speak English, dude!
This is like reading Chaucer!
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WTF rhymes with "upper decker"?
"Devin you are such a pecker"?
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Wasnt even close Devin without question
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MBBedard
I got drunk.
Congratulations??? :idunno: