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ROUND 1: LOG vs. Night Train
Round 1 will be freestyle. Do whatever the you want. Just make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.
Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of 3 turns each. Don't post out of order, while there is no time limit we are working on a shorter time table so if no post is made within a reasonable amount of time I will move the match along.
LOG is up first.
Is he ? Maybe he sleeps until 3pm, like everyone else on Public Assistance. Then on his way to the 7-Eleven for lotto, a pack of Virginia Slims, an Old English 40 and the daily challenge of catching a snapalope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Devin
Come on. I don't have all day, Lord of the Dance.
Looks like Night Train took the Short Bus.
What part of "LOG is up first" did you not understand, botard? Was it the "LOG is up first" part?
Or maybe you don't understand the rules at all since there wasn't one coherent insult in your post.
Try again, loser.
1993 called. They want their outdated humor back.Quote:
Originally Posted by lordofgun
Short Bus ? Botard ? That's all you got ? Batter up
Nice avatar. Is that Marv or your Hairclub For Men 'After' pic, shiny dome.
You'll never get prettier. When you were born, they put tinted windows on your incubator.
Why don't your share your lunchtime fortune cookie with everyone ? "You're death will be a time of great rejoicing for your friends and family." Are your parents siblings?
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
The clinic called. Bad news. There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it.
The Associated Press
Boston- U.S. federal and local authorities arrested a man calling himself Lord of Skin and multiple illegal immigrants in a raid on two warehouses seizing more than US$14 million (euro11 million) in pirated CDs and DVDs.
Authorities also found disk burners, counterfeit clothing and a bizarre collection of Ava Gabor wigs and sexual sybians in the Wednesday raid at an industrial complex in Boston.
During the raid, 6 of the men were found hiding in a bathroom. Another man broke a skylight and tried to get away over the rooftop of the complex. But he was captured by officers around the perimeter of the complex. A stun gun had to be used against two of the men, authorities said. Lord of Skin surrendered, wearing only a diaper and a large red wig.
Rooms in the back of the warehouses were set up as stores, with apparently pirated CDs and DVDs stacked on shelves.
The DVDs included recent films such as "Pirates of the Caribbean 2," "Employee of the Month," "Jackass Number 2" "Freaks in the Boys Gym Shower " and " Yank my Doodle, It's a Dandy " The amount of pornography was extensive, most dealing with bestiality.
A sign near the entrance said the place was open for business. Tryouts welcome.
Another upstairs room contained a jewelry case full of watches,Nike shoes, several dozen live goats and racks of T-shirts. Four CD and DVD burners were found, each able to burn 10 disks at a time.
" I'm just living the American dream and the feds are out to get me. I don't even know these people here. I feared they were trying to eat my goats and promptly soiled my diaper. Now I'm a victim ! " said LOS.
The men face state and federal charges of illegal reproduction of copyrighted material. Agents said they would also investigate the men's immigration status and priors.
Lord of Skin listing his address as Billszone, prompting the U.S. Attorney Ted Kennedy IV to say, " He's in the zone alright. I believe he channeling batboy as we speak. "
For What It's Worth - Dave Chappelle style
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a Lord with a gun over there
Telling me I got to be his *****
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look who's going down
There's 4 inches being drawn
Nobody's right if Lord is eyeing your Schlong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance in.. the behind..
it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look who's going down
What a field-day for his meat
A thousand people in the street
Yelling " help " and bleeding inside
Mostly say, go ahead and cry...rape..
It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look who's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life Lord will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, He will come (oh baby !) and molest you all day
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
It's LOG trying to pin you down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
It's LOG trying to pin you down
Stop, now, what's that sound
It's LOG trying to pin you down
Stop, children, what's that sound
It's LOG trying to pin you down
Good battle guys.
Now its down to the almighty vote!
Good job NT!
Right back at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by lordofgun
In the future, let's work together on beating people to tears.
Neither of us has a soul or a care in the world.
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by lordofgun
I have to admit. I chuckled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Train
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Devin
That was funnier than anything Log had.
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Train