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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Kim Kardashian

    Since we have nothing else cooking over here, here's another fun fact about KK.

    Kris Humphries was just voted the NBA's most unlikable player. Her vagina destroys everything it touches. Ask Ray Jay!

    meanwhile Lamar Odom is basking is the glory of Chloe!
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • chernobylwraiths
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 41838

    #2
    Re: Kim Kardashian

    Maybe there is only a time limit on its affects? Reggie Bush seems to be doing pretty well lately.

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    • mysticsoto
      Too sober for this...
      • Apr 2004
      • 31439

      #3
      Re: Kim Kardashian

      Originally posted by King Bedard
      Since we have nothing else cooking over here, here's another fun fact about KK.

      Kris Humphries was just voted the NBA's most unlikable player. Her vagina destroys everything it touches. Ask Ray Jay!

      meanwhile Lamar Odom is basking is the glory of Chloe!
      Who pays attention to the NBA anymore?

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Kim Kardashian

        Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
        Maybe there is only a time limit on its affects? Reggie Bush seems to be doing pretty well lately.
        Very true... we should monitor mystic closely and see if his posts go down the crapper.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • mysticsoto
          Too sober for this...
          • Apr 2004
          • 31439

          #5
          Re: Kim Kardashian

          Originally posted by King Bedard
          Very true... we should monitor mystic closely and see if his posts go down the crapper.
          If I was serious about this game, I'd be complaining that you should remain fair and unbiased, and by crapping on my choice based on your biases of her, you lower her intrinsic worth/value to me when it comes to voting time.

          But...I don't give a crap so go ahead. She's a hot goddess in my book. I'm sure there are women that you think are hot that I think are total crap...

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          • northernbillfan
            Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

            Administrator Emeritus
            • Jul 2002
            • 27551

            #6
            Re: Kim Kardashian

            Did you just use the term "fun fact"?

            Turn in your crown immediately and the keys to the Zone. You may as well turn in your man card too.
            When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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            • mysticsoto
              Too sober for this...
              • Apr 2004
              • 31439

              #7
              Re: Kim Kardashian

              Originally posted by northernbillfan
              Did you just use the term "fun fact"?

              Turn in your crown immediately and the keys to the Zone. You may as well turn in your man card too.
              There are quite a few around here that should turn in their man cards and join an All male bang or bucks...

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              • EricStratton
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 20893

                #8
                Re: Kim Kardashian

                Originally posted by mysticsoto
                There are quite a few around here that should turn in their man cards and join an All male bang or bucks...


                It sounds like you're gearing up to lead the game.

                Good luck.

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                • mysticsoto
                  Too sober for this...
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 31439

                  #9
                  Re: Kim Kardashian

                  Originally posted by EricStratton
                  It sounds like you're gearing up to lead the game.

                  Good luck.
                  Wrong...but eager beavers usually are.

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                  • Forward_Lateral
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 29895

                    #10
                    Re: Kim Kardashian

                    My wife watches her stupid TV shows. Kim is the biggest *****/femdouche in the world. If I ever met her, I would punch her square in the jugular.

                    The fat one is so nice, it's too bad she's a beast.

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                    • mysticsoto
                      Too sober for this...
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 31439

                      #11
                      Re: Kim Kardashian

                      Anyone that doesn't want a piece of this (forget personality) is just not a real man in my book:

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                      • ServoBillieves
                        The Voice of Reason
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 6106

                        #12
                        Re: Kim Kardashian

                        Do I like Kim? No. Does anyone care about the Harlem Globetrotters League anymore? Nope, but would I absolutely give it to Kim?

                        Yes.
                        Bye Bye Brady...

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                        • EricStratton
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 20893

                          #13
                          Re: Kim Kardashian

                          Much like the Global Warming issue with Carl I have a feeling this horse will get beaten on and off all year.

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                          • chernobylwraiths
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 41838

                            #14
                            Re: Kim Kardashian

                            Originally posted by EricStratton
                            Much like the Global Warming issue with Carl I have a feeling this horse will get beaten on and off all year.
                            nice choice of words

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                            • The Jokeman
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 9995

                              #15
                              Re: Kim Kardashian

                              Originally posted by mysticsoto
                              Anyone that doesn't want a piece of this (forget personality) is just not a real man in my book:
                              Her face doesn't look all that great in that pic but not sure most guys be looking at her face in the position they'd want to be in with her.

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