4 limericks each with same rules as last time. SabreEleven will go first.
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4 limericks each with same rules as last time. SabreEleven will go first.
Reality pulled out some money
To pay for a part-time honey
The whore yanked him twice
She said "Ain't that nice.
I've seen eggs less runny."
I went to SabreEleven
To hear all his views about heaven
He grabbed vasoline
From within the latrine
And nude pics of Burt Blyleven.
Hickory Dicory Dock
Real was sucking my ****
Clock struck three
I had to pee
Go ahead, he said, I have an extra sock
I placed a 9-1-1 call
When Butt Clown latched on my balls
As he stole my glue
He screamed “Woo hoo!”
And for a week talked like Lou Rawls.
When Reality was a boy
He always got his joy
From the tuck and suck
Till he got stuck
All over his He-man toy
Sabre took up the arts
His curiosity was off the carts
His doctor said
It’d clear his head
And cure him of sniffing farts.
You know I got your beat
Like you on a little boy’s meat
I’m a hard act to follow
Much harder than you swallow
Your daddy’s manly excrete
You must be under hypnosis
To battle your chronic psychosis
The only thing worse
Than your dick joke verse
Is your raging halitosis.
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SabreEleven wins this one.