FINAL SEMIFINALS: Devin Defeats Forward_Lateral 20-16
Round 2:
SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral vs. Devin
It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.
For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.
Ex:
There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.
Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.
Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.
Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.
IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.
And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!
Forward_Lateral will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)
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There once was a man from nantucket
Who used Devin as his personal jizz-bucket
In his face he would squirt
His manly dessert
When he was done Devin would suck it
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Forwards wife was squealin'
around other dudes he was kneelin'
with a loud splatter
he earned thier baby batter
twas dicks he'd rather be feelin'
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Devin was in disbelief
When he was told he smells like a queef
From spuz, his hair was crisp
And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
He was the gravy for many men's beef
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Much to Adam's dismay
a ton his fat ass did weigh
his ass did jiggle
and his man tits wiggle
But he still couldnt get out the doorway
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Devin went down to the track
To sniff a horse's ball sack
He said to the jockey
On my face please bukake
He's unfortunately hung like a tic tac
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His wife said she was on the rag
and her ass he couldnt tag
but on her knees she bends
Fat Erik and I at both ends
and oh yeah forward_lateral is giant ***!
Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin
thank christ this is over.
Voting is up.
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jesus its dead even. i'm gonna see who used the best verbs or something...
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Good match Devin! BTW, my wife has a no return policy, she now belongs to you and Eric! Have fun!
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I haven't voted for any of the matchups.
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Half of Devin's weren't even real limericks.
FL wins in a landslide.
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I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LT teh ghost
I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake
I was hoping people would appreciate that!
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I have to go with the Canadian.
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