Questions I get about Devin:

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12-09-2006, 08:10 AM
lordofgun

Questions I get about Devin:

Q: Hello from England .... Obviously the freight costs across the Atlantic would be just too great to get your friend to the UK, so I won't be bidding I'm afraid. However I am concerned about his underperformance in the limerick department. I sympathise as I too was once a duffer in this art form. I would be prepared to offer a free correspondence course in limerick craft if you promise to keep him over there. We simply don't have enough calorific reserves on this side of the pond to keep him in the manner to which he has obviously become accustomed. In summarey then: He takes steroids, he's half-cast and fat And his friends, they all call him a prat. There's a chink in his armour, He's his own panorama And he'd probably eat a dead rat. Sounds like a man of character to me. Best wishes to you and to him .... and I hope he finds some nicer friends very soon. Doug.

A: Speak english, dude!
12-09-2006, 08:23 AM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

:rofl:
12-09-2006, 08:24 AM
SABURZFAN

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordofgun

There's a chink in his armour

:rofl:
12-09-2006, 08:25 AM
BAM

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

:rofl:

Looks like LOG already wrapped this thing up with the eBay auction....
12-09-2006, 08:27 AM
mybills

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Did you really tell him to speak English? :rofl:
12-09-2006, 08:27 AM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Kate for all :posrep: (except the ladies)
12-09-2006, 08:29 AM
SABURZFAN

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAM

:rofl:

Looks like LOG already wrapped this thing up with the eBay auction....

i don't see anybody bidding so it looks as if we're stuck with him.
12-09-2006, 08:30 AM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

:mad:
12-09-2006, 09:48 AM
lordofgun

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SABURZFAN

i don't see anybody bidding so it looks as if we're stuck with him.

No watchers either. :ill:
12-09-2006, 10:02 AM
SABURZFAN

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordofgun

No watchers either. :ill:

:mad:
12-09-2006, 10:13 AM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Devins worth is clearly not what you thought LOG....or is it:scratch:
12-09-2006, 10:21 AM
lordofgun

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

No best offers either. :ill:
12-09-2006, 11:50 AM
kinigirly

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

:roflmao: this was a great thing to wake up to!
12-09-2006, 11:53 AM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinigirly

:roflmao: this was a great thing to wake up to!

could have been better, you could have non-bigotedn up next to me :naughty: :rofl:
12-09-2006, 11:58 AM
SabreEleven

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by LtFinFan66

could have been better, you could have non-bigotedn up next to me :naughty: :rofl:

She would be walking around with only one arm after that.
12-09-2006, 12:03 PM
kinigirly

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

no no...no thank you. i've met my quota for penis drama this week. i don't want to talk to men for a good 3-5 days.

log if you're gonna come up with anymore brilliance can you do it by 7pm?? i have to babysit till 2am and i'll be sad if i miss any more of this
12-09-2006, 12:05 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

:sad:
12-09-2006, 12:05 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SabreEleven

She would be walking around with only one arm after that.

:idunno: :wtf:
12-09-2006, 12:19 PM
Dr. Lecter

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinigirly

no no...no thank you. i've met my quota for penis drama this week. i don't want to talk to men for a good 3-5 days.

log if you're gonna come up with anymore brilliance can you do it by 7pm?? i have to babysit till 2am and i'll be sad if i miss any more of this

I don't think he would be interested in talking.
12-09-2006, 12:27 PM
lordofgun

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Another question I just received:

Quote:

Q: Does this item have to be garaged, or can it be stored exposed to the weather?Dec-09-06http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/x.gif http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/x.gif http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/x.gif

A:The thick layer of fat on top of the muscle should be enough to keep this item protected in almost any weather. As I mentioned in the ad, Devin went through hurricane Katrina and endured only testicle damage.
12-09-2006, 12:29 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Lecter

I don't think he would be interested in talking.

:goodpost:
12-09-2006, 12:48 PM
SabreEleven

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by LtFinFan66

:idunno: :wtf:

Dumbass, because she would chew her arm off in the morning instead of waking you up....how long you been in? :cynic:
12-09-2006, 12:48 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

too long....never heard that one. Must be a Space Command thing :up:
12-09-2006, 01:00 PM
SabreEleven

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

No, pretty much a Man Kind thing.
12-09-2006, 01:10 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Then how did you get it:idunno:
12-09-2006, 01:15 PM
kinigirly

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

would you two shutup? sound like a bunch of caged monkeys fighting over who has the bigger banana
12-09-2006, 01:17 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

:sadwalk:
12-09-2006, 01:17 PM
lordofgun

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Thanks for ruining this thread, ******s.
12-09-2006, 01:18 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

you are welcome. It was actually pretty useless anyway since Devin hasn't checked in
12-09-2006, 01:20 PM
kinigirly

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

great now you've upset log. i'll have to drive up to nh tomorrow and festively decorate log's house with christmas toilet paper to make him feel better
12-09-2006, 01:23 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

His tater will kick in and he will forget all about it.:up:
12-09-2006, 01:23 PM
mybills

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Make sure you hang lots of balls, er...ornaments.
12-09-2006, 01:29 PM
Dozerdog

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinigirly

would you two shutup? sound like a bunch of caged monkeys fighting over who has the bigger banana

:rofl:
12-09-2006, 02:03 PM
SabreEleven

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinigirly

would you two shutup? sound like a bunch of caged monkeys fighting over who has the bigger banana

I'll stop cause he KNOWS my banana is bigger.
12-09-2006, 02:04 PM
LtFinFan66

Re: Questions I get about Devin:

Ok Baby Carrot

:lolpoint::assclown: