FINAL: CHAMPIONSHIP: BillC defeats gunzlingr 14-9 - LIMERICK THREAD

FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - RHYME THREAD

THE FINALS will be a combo round of sorts. I will post 3 threads. One for FREESTYLE, one for RHYMES, and one for one-liners (one one-liner per post please).

Each contestant will have 3 turns per thread. Once those turns are completed, the voting will open for approx. 24 hours in that thread. For each category (thread) where you get more votes, you get a point. The first one to 2 points is the winner!

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IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..

And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

THIS THREAD IS FOR RHYME INSULTS. Do limericks, haikus, or whatever else the freak you want as long as it rhymes. :D

gunzlingr will go first in this thread. (smallest margin of victory in SEMIS)

BillC must miss Washington
Now that his term is over and done
With no marketable job skills, he
Stays at home entertaining Hillary
Who likes to ream him out good with her strap-on

From deep in the land of the Sioux
Came a brown noser reeking of poo
Take a lesson from LoG
Unless you're the lead dog
there isn't much change to the view

You rhymes are as lame as can be
But I am not daunted you see
Am I battling BillC the Poser,
Or his little ***** Dozer?
It doesn't matter they both suck equally

Hey Gunz, are you high on Glue?
Is this the best you can do?
From out of the Plains
came Mr ***** for Brains
Thank God he didn't have to come up with a Haiku

Hey Bill, here is a tip
Wipe that stuff off your lip
Is it the pus
From your syphilis,
or Vince Foster's manly c um drip?

Home, homo on Gunzlinger's range
where the sexually harassed animals act strange
PETA's getting disturbed
overa donkey named Herb
Who's recovering from STD's and the mange.





:horse::deadhorse:

That's it! Voting's open until 3pm eastern on Thursday.

I’ll rate each post from 0-5

Gunz first – More so making fun of Clinton, plus rhyming he and Hillary really hurt the flow. I give it a 2
Dozer first – Very witty, which I like! Using the word Poo is a little on the juvenile side but people seem to like that here. I’ll give it a 4

So far Dozer 4 gunz 2

Gunz second – I like this one even with the typo in the first line. Still no flow! I like the poser and Dozer line which gives it a 3
Dozer second – Sioux, Poo, view, Glue, do and Haiku. Another strong effort lack of flow gives it a 4.

Dozer 8, Gunz 5

Gunz third – Rhyming pus and syphilis! EEEESSSSSHHHHH not good. Should have tried some thing like,

Hurts to Piss
May be Syphilis

Anyway, I can only give you a 1.5 for that effort

Dozer’s third - Another strong effort. 4.5. Lost the half for tough flow.

Final,

Dozer 12.5 gunz 6.5

Dozer in a rout! He gets my vote in this one.

Wow Patrick, yer picky! "overa donkey named Herb"
has a typo in it too. I think they were both great..damn these tough decisions! lol.

I'm a liberal so I gotta vote for BillC...
But Gunz beat me so I gotta root for him to win...

Tough call :scratch:

Hey, how about I actually vote for someone who's funnier, instead of the popularity contest I was in last round???

:jk:

I didn't do nothing with a Donkey. That's sick.

Quote:

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Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I'm a liberal so I gotta vote for BillC...
But Gunz beat me so I gotta root for him to win...

Tough call :scratch:

Hey, how about I actually vote for someone who's funnier, instead of the popularity contest I was in last round???

:jk:

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lol. I didn't vote for the REAL Bill C, and I lost to the poser!
I too, will vote for the funniest one! :D

BillC was funnier!

Well, Bill called the other guy a homo. He wins automatically, right? :eek:

:shakeno: BillC used pictures. Shame, shame, shame.....

That was too close to call.

Whoever publicly panders the most gets my vote.

Interesting everyone's talking about it, but one BillC himself voted.

Wait it couldn't have been him. If he had voted it'd be 10-0 by now.

I'll wait until tomorrow and see how close it is. :snicker:

It was me. I don't think Gunz did bad, but I think Bill won going away.