FINAL SEMIFINALS: LOG Defeats OpIv37 20-8
Round 2:
SEMIFINALS: LOG vs. OpIv37
It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.
For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.
Ex:
There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.
Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.
Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.
Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.
IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.
And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!
OpIv37 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
LOG tried playing tennis but fell
his ankle really started to swell
he wanted to swear
but thought "I can't go there
cuz if I use bad words I'll go to hell!"
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Op grew up with no self esteem
He tried to join the other team
His rear was too sore-a
So'e settled for Dora
Even though her face looked like a beam
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Lordofgun has a big dome
And an extra chromosome.
His 'rents are related
yet they copulated
That's why LOG has Down's Syndrome
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Op likes to complain about life
His job, his work, and his wife
Wish he'd do us a favor
Slit his wrists with a razor
And cut his own throat with a knife
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Log was getting laid at long last
his wife said "don't come too fast"
He said "don't be dumb
you know I can't come
without Thurm's fist elbow-deep in my ass"
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
But it's too late now
You eloped with a cow
Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Good match fellas. Let the voting commence!
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Quote:
Originally Posted by lordofgun
I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
But it's too late now
You eloped with a cow
Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican
I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Man, this is a TOUGH one. Very funny by both guys.
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Quote:
Originally Posted by SabreEleven
I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.
Top shelf stuff! :up:
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Tough call. What does the BCS say about these two?
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
This was a real good one too
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.
I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Bryan, this was some of your best work in this year's tourney.
You still suck though. Log too.
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Quote:
Originally Posted by OpIv37
damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.
I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.
Nah I think you put up a really good fight. The Down Syndrome one was very funny!
But LOG fights dirty and it's fricking hilarious. :snicker:
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
Nah I think you put up a really good fight. The Down Syndrome one was very funny!
But LOG fights dirty and it's fricking hilarious. :snicker:
he posted something in the Peanut Gallery wanting me to hurry up and post- as soon as I saw that, I knew he had a strong closer.
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
Quote:
Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
Why bring me into this?
Because LOG clearly needs you, can't you see?
Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37
LOG completes my internet existance!