Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating
You guys are jerkoffs. :mad:
I feel for you BuffaloJayhawk. Maybe you should stop? :question:
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Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating
Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating
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Originally Posted by Dozerdog
The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.
Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!" :mad:
i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens. :snicker:
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Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
I am really mad and I think my mum wont ever be the same with me again. I want to run away cos I cant handle it any more. I am trying hard to think of what to say but I cant think of anything.
Ask her to do it for you.
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Originally Posted by Dont drink the water
Ask her to do it for you.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating
Why is this thread not in the HOF already?
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Is this the same doucher that came on here last week saying he has been away for a while because he beat down some cops?
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I always took him for a sheep-****er
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When I look at the poster and hear the noises it makes me think I am doing it for real!
Then do it for real(consenually, even though it is probably hard for you to get a willing partner)
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omg.. this thread had me laughing so hard... brilliant.
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Sounds too much like something that would happen in an American Pie movie. All that's missing is the superglue.
Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating
Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating
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Originally Posted by Dozerdog
The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.
Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!" :mad:
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Originally Posted by SABURZFAN
i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens. :snicker:
I never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!
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Originally Posted by Valerie
I never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!
Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!
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Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!
I didn't bump it, someone else did.
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Put this in the HoF already!
I was maried to wife #1 when this one started BTW
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Originally Posted by Dozerdog
Put this in the HoF already!
I was maried to wife #1 when this one started BTW
pussy.......................is great! :up:
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Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!
Moved on from pillows to blowup dolls?
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Just get some shake weights.