Round 1: Big Doug vs. Mr. Miyagi
Round 1: Big Doug vs. Mr. Miyagi
Round 1 will be freestyle. Do whatever the heck you want. Just make sure it's funny and insulting.
Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of 6 turns apiece.
Mr. Miyagi will go first.
How’s it goin, eh, Mr. Myalgia ?
I’m glad you managed to sub for that pain in the ass, Ublink, replacing one type of pain with aching, stiffness, fatigue and (sometimes) irritable bowels. But enough about you…let’s cut right to the cheese, start wit me last and let’s talk about the state where you live, Wisconsin.
Fer cripes sake, how's-by-you ? Cheeseheads are really wannabe Canadians, we’re just slightly upnort of you so if we ever met, we could drink a couple-two-tree beers with your next door neighbour, Delmer, then head down to the Farm & Fleet to buy your wife some long underwear for summer. No trap door necessary, because you ain’t getting any for a while.
(Hey NBF, speakin’ Cheesehead is a lot like speakin’ Newfie, Lord ‘tunderin Jeezus)
Mr. Myalgia trying to make some coin last year at the Frozen Tundra
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Mr. Miyagi Saves His Ass (By Marino1983, Cell Mate)
Miyagi was afraid to come out of the lock-up
At Kenosha State Penitentiary
Bubba wanted to make him his prison-*****
His last *****, Bubba broke into three
(One, two, three, four, tell them what Bubba made him wore)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That he wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the lock-up, he wanted to stay.
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more)
Miyagi was afraid to come out in the open
And so he stood in his cell & he shook
Bubba asked him to take off his bikini
But was skairt when he got a look
(Five, six, seven, eight, Miyagi’s VD saved the day)
It was his itsy bitsy teenie weenie purple polka-dotted weenie
Bubba turned tail, you swear he would hurl
His itsy bitsy teenie weenie purple polka-dotted weenie
That saved Miyagi from getting changed to a girl