Follow same rules for one-liners as last time. Min. 3 hours between back to back posts, but you don't have to wait for your opponent. Refer to previous one-liner rules if any questions.
This part of the championship will end on Tuesday at 4:30PM ET.
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Follow same rules for one-liners as last time. Min. 3 hours between back to back posts, but you don't have to wait for your opponent. Refer to previous one-liner rules if any questions.
This part of the championship will end on Tuesday at 4:30PM ET.
SabreEleven's silly obnoxious loud-mouthed dumb ass toe-sucking urine-trawling sperm-guzzling circus-swinging illiterate pie-eyed monkey sorry excuse for your everyday rim-nut specialist is about as useful as a Supermarket Sweep-playing midget in the porno mag department piling up Stud and Playgirls right there next to the hard salami and adult diapers.
Did your tongue get your cat and cause a hairball?
Yeah, please tell BikerBabe to do a better job shaving it next time.
I’m going ice fishing next week--can I borrow your house?
Sure, Since I'll be at yours.
So how much did you have to borrow to get that living room add-on to the outhouse?
Didn't need a loan, earn enough pimping you out on Chippewa Street.
Yeah. . . thanks for sucking the snot out of my one-holed nose; here's another dollar.
After I had to break out the lawn mower to trim the jungle you had in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
If you had more than two teeth you could comb it.
Do you get a break on homeowner's insurance for having chains on the tires?
What do you call when 32 members of your family get together; A full set of teeth.
If you were there we'd call it a tea-bag party.
Please, don't change the name from "douche-bag party" for my sake.
Your thinking of the last time when you bloodied your lip trying to swallow two poles at once.
You're
A friendly little tip: the computer DOES NOT take a turn in solitaire.
...unlike your left and right hands.
You're the only person I know who had to get anus reduction surgery.
No thanks to your gigantic nose!
One-holed nose; we've already established that, but thanks for the compliment.
Yeah, it looks ridiculous on your face.
That's only because you have a behind-the-eyeball view.
Unfortunately, like your mom's period (thank you very much), you're a bit late on the reply. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Reality
Time's up. :up:
lol
Good job and good luck. It wasn't that funny anyway. :crazy:
Good job guys!
Voting is open until Friday at 12 midnight eastern
So is it the minute after Thursday 11:59pm or Friday 11:59pm?Quote:
Originally Posted by lordofgun
Voting has been extended 24 hours.
SabreEleven wins this one!