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    If you can't clear your conscience here, where can you?

    This past Friday during a get together with a few coworkers, I kissed my boss. She kissed me back.


    To make things worse - - - - - She's married


    and really hot.



    I'm an idiot! Monday is going to be extremely awkward.

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    Did you boink her?

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    No. And I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

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    Do you want too?

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    I guess that starflyer song doesn't apply to you anymore.

    Just report her to upper management. Say you want a raise or you'll file sexual harrassment charges.






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    How do I know you're not some sort of spy from work?

    Paranoia really setting in now.

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    Go into her office tomorrow and say:

    I want you to give me a raise...oh wait you already did...why don't you give me another raise.

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    Originally posted by lordofgun
    I guess that starflyer song doesn't apply to you anymore.

    Just report her to upper management. Say you want a raise or you'll file sexual harrassment charges.


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    She demanded that kiss or you were fired. Just keep telling yourself that.

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    Originally posted by Typ0
    Go into her office tomorrow and say:

    I want you to give me a raise...oh wait you already did...why don't you give me another raise.


    Your killing me

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    It's really more of a moral issue at this point. She's married. Work really has very little to do with it.

    Again, I'm an idiot.
    Last edited by RedEyE; 06-22-2003 at 10:42 PM.

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    I blamed tequilla on Saturday, but I've learned to forgive since then.

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    When you go to work tomorrow stuff a pair of rolled up socks in your pants.

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    lol


    Does that really work? j/k

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    Tell her you want her husband to join in next time. That'll get rid of her.

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    Oh, Redeye, shame, shame. Just go into her office and apologize profusely and say it will never happen again, you didn't mean to put her into an awkward position, you were drunk (or something) and blah, blah, blah. Then just act professional until she gets her divorce.

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    Make sure you have the socks in your pants though.

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    Originally posted by lordofgun
    Tell her you want her husband to join in next time. That'll get rid of her.
    He was standing right there. Saw the whole thing.


    Actually that part is a lie, but wow wouldn't that have been ballsy?
    Last edited by RedEyE; 06-22-2003 at 09:56 PM.

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    Forget the freaking socks! Geez - the guy feels bad enough. Help him out a bit, you all! Just apologize, make sure you approach her first, it will go better then.

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    Originally posted by honey
    Oh, Redeye, shame, shame. Just go into her office and apologize profusely and say it will never happen again, you didn't mean to put her into an awkward position, you were drunk (or something) and blah, blah, blah. Then just act professional until she gets her divorce.

    I talked to her yesterday and she doesn't want me to go away.

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