I feel kinda weird....

[Earthquake Enyart]

going into a place called "Sexy *****es Private Forum"

Like I should be getting a lap dance, or something....

[THATHURMANATOR]

Just go with the flow man!!!

[shelby]

sounds like a porno site

[BillC]

I brought 20 singles with me-- takes the stigma out of it....

[BironsGirl43]

Yeah I was kinda scared to click on the link at first.. I mean it says "Sexy *****es PRIVATE forum" lol.. heheh.. anyways.. I like it in here..

GO TEAM!! :)

[Earthquake Enyart]

Amazing how popular you are when you have a stack of singles on the table, right Bill?

[BillC]

Chris Rock-No Sex (In The Champaigne
Room)


Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999,
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There is NO SEX in the champaigne room.
NONE
Oh, there's CHAMPAIGNE in the champaigne room...
but you don't want champaigne...
you want SEX
and there's NO SEX, in the champaigne room...

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
sure, it feels safe inside...
but what about all those n****s waitin' outside with guns..?
they know you ain't got one

If a woman tells you she's 20, and looks 16 - she's 12
If she tells you she's 26 and LOOKS 26 - she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes...
Coolio did some of dat ****
Young black men, if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot,
LET IT SLIIIDE...
Why spend the next 20 years in jail,
cuz someone smudged your Puma..?
CORNBREAD
Ain't nuttin wrong wit that!
No matter what you think of what i'm sayin'..
remember this one thing
there is NO SEX in the champaigne room.

(ohh...No Sex in the champaigne room, No Sex in the champaigne room,
No Sex in the champaigne room, No Sex in the champaigne room
No Sex in the champaigne room, No Sex in the champaigne room,
There's Absolutely, positively No Sex in the champaigne room, no..no...)

If a homeless person has a funny sign,
he hasn't been homeless that long
A REAL homeless person is too HUNGRY to be funny....

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
she'll probably suck your DI**
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
he'll probably suck your DI**

Here's a horrorscope for everyone...
Aquarius - YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Capricorn - YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Gemini - YOU'RE GONNA DIE TWICE!
Leo - YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Scorpio - YOU'RE GONNA DIE ****IN'

No one goes to Hooters for wings..
If you've been dating a man for 4 months,
and you haven't met any of his friends,
you are NOT his girlfriend...

Some of the things I said may not apply to you
Some of the things I said may offend you
but no matter who you are,
you MUST REMEMBER this ONE thing...
no matter what a stripper says
there is NO SEX in the champaigne room..
N-O-N-E
(No Sex in the champaigne room, I said No Sex in the champaigne room,
No Sex in the champaigne room, No No Sex in the champaigne room
No Sex in the champaigne room, Ain't gettin' none, Can't have none..noo...
In the champaigne room......ahh ahh.....
There's absolutely positively No Sex in the champaigne room,
Say noo..noo... say nooooo..... There ain't no sex....
in the champaigne room.noo..no.... (fade away)