More Carry-On Items Banned on Planes

[Ebenezer]

Life is a *****, then you marry one.

not true...Mrs. Eb is far from one...

[Ebenezer]

All this griping is a moot point since the end of the world is imminent anyway.


Sheesh....

end of the world?? I'll need more salsa then - can I take that on a plane?

[Dude]

Only the stuff from New York City - it's not REAL salsa, thus not explosive.

[shelby]

New York City?

[shelby]

Denis Leary said it best. "Life sucks, get a ing helmet."

[Dude]

Get a rope.

[L.A. Playa]

I like the fly naked idea as long as you can choose not to fly on the fat ass flight, it could be a huge money maker you could charge more for flying with the sexy people and discount flights for flying with fat asses and old people

[L.A. Playa]

then Op could fly with a tube of toothpaste shoved up his ass

[Historian]

most definately...people are way too soft...it all started with hair care products for men and has been downhill ever since...

Says the middle eastern looking guy with no hair.

[Ebenezer]

Says the middle eastern looking guy with no hair.

do you know how little it costs me in shampoo??

[Historian]

I like the fly naked idea as long as you can choose not to fly on the fat ass flight, it could be a huge money maker you could charge more for flying with the sexy people and discount flights for flying with fat asses and old people

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

[Historian]

do you know how little it costs me in shampoo??

Only a fraction of what it costs you in deodorant, I'm sure.

[L.A. Playa]

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

this could be a goldmine of an idea

[Ebenezer]

How about a lonely hearts naked sexy people flight?

That way the Vals the Shelbys and the Danneys of the world could look for companionship...all while steadfastly making their destination!

quick way to become a member of the mile-high club...just put out for a total stranger

[shelby]

Uh....i no longer need such a service, thanks.

[Ebenezer]

Only a fraction of what it costs you in deodorant, I'm sure.

I am betting a years worth of shampoo (after we use coupons and buy stuff on sale) probably costs me about the same as one of those $33 bottles of conditioners you buy.

[Ebenezer]

Uh....i no longer need such a service, thanks.

did you get any last night? how about the night before? tonight?

[Historian]

Uh....i no longer need such a service, thanks.

Oh give it a few weeks....

[shelby]

Oh ye of little faith.
You shan't be invited to the wedding.

[ArcticWildMan]

Wedding??!!! You must be a glutton for punishment!