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  1. 02-26-2003, 04:18 AM #1
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    Funny Flutie Song

    Doug Flutie Song
    (By Moxy Fuvous written and performed on WCMF on 11/3/98)

    Who's sneakin' past the offensive lineman?
    Scramblin' when they call for the blitz?
    Out from the pocket, in for a touchdown,
    Everyone knows it's Flutie.

    And Flutie is 5-foot-3,
    He has tiny hands and feet!
    The Bills are the team to beat, in the AFC East

    Who's dodgin' sacks from Dolphins built like tanks?
    Who's makin' fans go totally nuts?
    Who deserves more than Piazza and Jordan?
    Everyone knows it's Flutie

    And Flutie is 4-foot-1!
    But Flutie's heart weighs a ton.
    He's now got the QB role,
    You're in my soul.

    Who spent 10 years in exile in Canada?
    Lived in an igloo, ate only snow.
    Who's even got his own breakfast cereal?
    Everyone knows it's Flutie

    And Flutie's got Youngmann's* knees,
    And throws like a summer breeze,
    And Flutie's pals with the Wease,
    The brother Wease, (Cindy, Tommy, House, and everybody else!) ahhh!

    * Youngman is a highway in Buffalo, but it could be young man
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  2. 02-26-2003, 09:14 AM #2
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    stupid, can I have those 30 seconds of my life back please? LOL
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  3. 02-26-2003, 12:05 PM #3
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    Leave poor Doug alone
    The poor guy is gone
    Let's give it a rest
    I think it's for the best.


    But for the grace of God go I
    I must've been born a lucky guy
    Heaven only knows how I've been blessed
    With the gift of you love
    And I look around and all I see
    Is your happiness embracing me
    Oh Lord I'd be lost
    But for the grace of God

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  4. 02-26-2003, 12:26 PM #4
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    Let's all forget about the midget man,
    and do it as fast as we can!
    RIP QT 3/13/09 I miss you!

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  5. 02-26-2003, 12:28 PM #5
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    CP summed it up in his wonderful rhyme,
    Doug isn't worth any more of our time
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  6. 02-26-2003, 12:30 PM #6
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    alone and gone do not rhyme
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  7. 02-26-2003, 12:47 PM #7
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    LOL, I agree, Doug & the Bills are a dead issue....I was surfing last night tho & came across this & thought it would be funny to share...I've never heard/seen the song before
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  8. 02-26-2003, 02:46 PM #8
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    Flutie's time is short in the league
    so let us dispense all of this intrique
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
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  9. 02-26-2003, 03:43 PM #9
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    Doug Flutie is a hairy man,
    only women like Jaded can love that man.


    Draft a franchise QB that X-Era would be proud to put in his user name for the next 13 years.
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    Leave the little man alone,
    he doesn't even have a big bone!
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    Hail to the midget, the king of the class.
    All he's ever been to me is a pain in the ass.


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  12. 02-27-2003, 09:56 AM #12
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    Originally posted by Ð
    LOL, I agree, Doug & the Bills are a dead issue....I was surfing last night tho & came across this & thought it would be funny to share...I've never heard/seen the song before
    Hey, that's my favorite song. Where did you find that D?
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  13. 02-27-2003, 10:17 AM #13
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    Originally posted by Pride
    stupid, can I have those 30 seconds of my life back please? LOL


    no offense, D, but Pride was right on the ball with that one!
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
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    Originally posted by BogusTrumper


    Hey, that's my favorite song. Where did you find that D?
    http://www.fruvous.com
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    the thing that's really funny is he keeps shrinking as the song goes on.keep singing it Big D.
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    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.
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