You've got one sticking out of your back.Originally posted by clumping platelets
Give me a knife Patrick
You've got one sticking out of your back.Originally posted by clumping platelets
Give me a knife Patrick
Final vote:
I vote for ticat
Reason: cuz I know you ain't getting any other votes LOL
you now he's going to wait at least 5 minutes to post it
Sorry Jack...
what a mess.
Gimme back my money!Originally posted by lordofgun
Sorry Jack...
the diaper you're changin'?
It's a bummer people have to be thrown off Jack but it's part of the game. Just take refuge in the knowledge you contributed to the winning team.
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
Winning? You're down 2 people now. Time to get your asses in gear. Let me just give you some words of encouragement:Originally posted by Typ0
It's a bummer people have to be thrown off Jack but it's part of the game. Just take refuge in the knowledge you contributed to the winning team.
Well, boys ... I haven't a thing to say.
Played a great game...all of you. Great game.
I guess we just can't expect to win ‘em all.
I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself for years --
None of you ever knew Jack In Syracuse.
It was long before your time.
But you know what a tradition he is at Two Bills Drive...
And the last thing he said to me -- "Typ0," he said -
"sometime, when the team is up against it -- and the breaks are beating the boys -- tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for Jack In Syracuse...
I don't know where I'll be then, Typ0", he said - "but
I'll know about it - and I'll be happy."
And of course, who can ever forget this classic speech:
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer--
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!!
"Bartender, drink me another pass"
This is some crazy sh**,
you guys are really having a fit.
"Elvis has left the buiding"......poor old Jack
Time to pull out that #7 Blade from his back...
Sorry... had to join in one of these
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