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  • Dozerdog

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  • OpIv37

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Thread: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

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    Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by Topdog
    Anyone seen F_L's cat?
    Check his pants.

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    Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

    This one was so mean spirited that I got Scared....

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    Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

    Woo-hoo! I win!


    Good match, Dozer.

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    Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

    The hand in the pants mouse joke was the clincher.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    Woo-hoo! I win!


    Good match, Dozer.
    Congrats man.

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    Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

    I don't think Dozer's heart was in this competiton. I expected more of a fight from him.

    OPI made me laugh out loud, literally with one of his barrages.

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    Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    Speaking of walking, you should do a little more of it. You have the body of someone who attempted the supermodel "binge and purge" diet but forgot the "purge" step. If you ever lose the remote, check your fat rolls, because it's probably hidden in there along with an Atari controller and a plate of Thanksgiving leftovers from 4 years ago. In fact, you're such a slob that when you took your sex tourism trip to Thailand, the 11-year-old male prostitutes said "No" in English for the first time ever.


    That's just so ******ed and stream of conscience that it's funny.

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    Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    You are the dumbest ****ing ****** when it comes to football. This phony outrage has to be an act. If it is, I gotta give you props. It's brilliant on an Andy Kauffman type level. It's so outrageous and over the top I can't wait to read it. It cheers me up after a loss. I'm squirting tears every time.

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    Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    Uncle Mmmrpht


    Good usage of the free style format.

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