FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

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  • Topdog
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 11074
    #16
    Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

    Are you sure ... she is Married to you know who!

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    • SABURZFAN
      short bus extraordinaire
      • Jul 2002
      • 50747
      #17
      Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

      Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
      I didn't enter the insult contest. What's with the ganging up on Miyagi?

      they're blaming you for their pets missing.how'd they taste?
      Originally posted by yordad
      Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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      • Topdog
        Registered User
        • Sep 2003
        • 11074
        #18
        Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

        Originally posted by SABURZFAN
        they're blaming you for their pets missing.how'd they taste?
        Anyone seen F_L's cat?

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        • hammerbillsfan
          Registered User
          • Aug 2005
          • 17878
          #19
          Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

          Originally posted by Topdog
          Anyone seen F_L's cat?
          check the BBQ

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          • Kerr
            Hall of Fame Zoner
            • Feb 2005
            • 6656
            #20
            Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

            Op came to fight just like the fighting irishman in his avatar.
            • 👍 1

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            • Mr. Miyagi
              Lecter's Little Bitch

              • Sep 2002
              • 53616
              #21
              Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

              Originally posted by Topdog
              Anyone seen F_L's cat?
              Check his pants.

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              • THATHURMANATOR
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 69112
                #22
                Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

                This one was so mean spirited that I got Scared....

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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 100871
                  #23
                  Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

                  Woo-hoo! I win!


                  Good match, Dozer.
                  MiKiDo Facebook
                  MiKiDo Website

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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380
                    #24
                    Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

                    The hand in the pants mouse joke was the clincher.
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all                     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • Kerr
                      Hall of Fame Zoner
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 6656
                      #25
                      Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

                      Originally posted by OpIv37
                      Woo-hoo! I win!


                      Good match, Dozer.
                      Congrats man.

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                      • Forward_Lateral
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 29733
                        #26
                        Re: FINAL Round 1: OpIv37 Defeats Dozer 15-6

                        I don't think Dozer's heart was in this competiton. I expected more of a fight from him.

                        OPI made me laugh out loud, literally with one of his barrages.
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                        • Mr.Reality
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 6194
                          #27
                          Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

                          Originally posted by OpIv37
                          Speaking of walking, you should do a little more of it. You have the body of someone who attempted the supermodel "binge and purge" diet but forgot the "purge" step. If you ever lose the remote, check your fat rolls, because it's probably hidden in there along with an Atari controller and a plate of Thanksgiving leftovers from 4 years ago. In fact, you're such a slob that when you took your sex tourism trip to Thailand, the 11-year-old male prostitutes said "No" in English for the first time ever.


                          That's just so ******ed and stream of conscience that it's funny.

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                          • Mr.Reality
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 6194
                            #28
                            Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

                            Originally posted by Dozerdog
                            You are the dumbest ****ing ****** when it comes to football. This phony outrage has to be an act. If it is, I gotta give you props. It's brilliant on an Andy Kauffman type level. It's so outrageous and over the top I can't wait to read it. It cheers me up after a loss. I'm squirting tears every time.

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                            • Mr.Reality
                              Registered User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 6194
                              #29
                              Re: Round 1: Dozer Vs. OpIv37

                              Originally posted by OpIv37
                              Uncle Mmmrpht


                              Good usage of the free style format.

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