FINAL Round 1: Devin Defeats Bling 22-3

[Devin]

ROUND 1: Devin vs. Bling

Round 1 will be freestyle. Do whatever the you want. Just make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of 3 turns each. Don't post out of order, while there is no time limit we are working on a shorter time table so if no post is made within a reasonable amount of time I will move the match along.

Bling is up first.

[Bling]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Hey Dev, tell me another one. Tell me another one! I just need to know how Erik is. Like OMG, when was the last time you guys had sex? Maybe you sucked a little Sipowicz.

[Devin]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Nice opening shot, you handled that opportunity with the delicacy of a gang bang. What a disappointment. Course I expect that from someone who sports the color teal willingly.

What did you say you were 6'0 120lbs? Wow, a body that looks like you'll be on the next episode of "Intervention"....Congratulations you and Nicole Ritchie probably have the same dress size.

I'll let you back to your game of "Hide the sausage in the windpipe" or tongue kissing urinals or whatever the hell it is you fin fans do in your spare time.

[Bling]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

5'11. Sorry. You're one inch short, but that's something you're use to by now...

[Devin]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Wow.

It's like being in an insult competition with some sort of god-tard.

Ok the first post I gave you a pass on, like maybe you thought it up while sitting alone during the couples-skate or something. But then you comeback with:

"5'11. Sorry. You're one inch short, but that's something you're use to by now..."

Stick to having your artwork posted on your mom's fridge you jug eared tw at

Please give me something worth responding to before I send you back to felching the bottom of the food chain.

[Devin]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

Voting is open.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Here's a no-brainer.

Nice ass-kicking Devin.

[mybills]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

Voting is open.

Boo!
I'm sure he had something to come back with. He asked me to tell him something about you, so he had something to work with. The only thing he knew about was your Erik stories. I gave him a couple of things to work with, and you pulled the plug.

[YardRat]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

And you thought the NFL was rigged.

[mybills]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

[The King]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

My god

[Dude]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

Oh, the humanity!

[R. Rich]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

This filth isn't even worthy of being called a draw, as you both are losers.

[LtFinFan66]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

This one was weak on both sides I am disappointed Devin

[Gunzlingr]

Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

I refuse to vote in this contest unless zonebucks are transferred to me.