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Thread: FINAL Round 1: Devin Defeats Bling 22-3

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    FINAL Round 1: Devin Defeats Bling 22-3

    ROUND 1: Devin vs. Bling

    Round 1 will be freestyle. Do whatever the you want. Just make sure it's funny and insulting. And please refer to the rules in the sticky thread if you have any questions.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of 3 turns each. Don't post out of order, while there is no time limit we are working on a shorter time table so if no post is made within a reasonable amount of time I will move the match along.

    Bling is up first.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Hey Dev, tell me another one. Tell me another one! I just need to know how Erik is. Like OMG, when was the last time you guys had sex? Maybe you sucked a little Sipowicz.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Nice opening shot, you handled that opportunity with the delicacy of a gang bang. What a disappointment. Course I expect that from someone who sports the color teal willingly.

    What did you say you were 6'0 120lbs? Wow, a body that looks like you'll be on the next episode of "Intervention"....Congratulations you and Nicole Ritchie probably have the same dress size.

    I'll let you back to your game of "Hide the sausage in the windpipe" or tongue kissing urinals or whatever the hell it is you fin fans do in your spare time.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    5'11. Sorry. You're one inch short, but that's something you're use to by now...

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Wow.

    It's like being in an insult competition with some sort of god-tard.

    Ok the first post I gave you a pass on, like maybe you thought it up while sitting alone during the couples-skate or something. But then you comeback with:

    "5'11. Sorry. You're one inch short, but that's something you're use to by now..."
    Stick to having your artwork posted on your mom's fridge you jug eared tw at

    Please give me something worth responding to before I send you back to felching the bottom of the food chain.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

    Voting is open.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Here's a no-brainer.

    Nice ass-kicking Devin.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Quote Originally Posted by Devin
    Ok we arent waiting til 3pm today for this one to end.

    Voting is open.
    Boo!
    I'm sure he had something to come back with. He asked me to tell him something about you, so he had something to work with. The only thing he knew about was your Erik stories. I gave him a couple of things to work with, and you pulled the plug.
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    And you thought the NFL was rigged.
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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    My god
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Oh, the humanity!

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    This filth isn't even worthy of being called a draw, as you both are losers.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    This one was weak on both sides I am disappointed Devin

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    I refuse to vote in this contest unless zonebucks are transferred to me.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    This was like a preseason game.

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Yeah someone has to pay me to vote on this one

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Can we just call this one already?

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    who the hell voted for Bling

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    Re: Round 1: Devin Vs. Bling

    Quote Originally Posted by LtFinFan66
    who the hell voted for Bling
    Bling, and probably you.

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