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    Thurm vs EVERYONE

    YOU ARE ALL DOUCHES...... DIE....

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    yeah I wish I could be a chubby chaser with a 15-year-old broken RCA TV who works at a restaurant and passes out in the stands at football games- then I'd be a REAL winner. And as an added bonus, I could show off my masculinity by driving around in a Pontiac Vibe.

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Here's the best tip anypne could leave on your table-


    Take up heroin.

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    yeah I wish I could be a chubby chaser with a 15-year-old broken RCA TV who works at a restaurant and passes out in the stands at football games- then I'd be a REAL winner. And as an added bonus, I could show off my masculinity by driving around in a Pontiac Vibe.
    I know you do. YOU STINK AT THIS.

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    Here's the best tip anypne could leave on your table-


    Take up heroin.
    Anypne? Learn to spell DUMMY!

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    Wow, Thurm. You are really bad at this.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
    Wow, Thurm. You are really bad at this.
    YOU ARE WORSE YOU SUCK BALLS!!!

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Don't even know how to post photos. It is really sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
    Don't even know how to post photos. It is really sad.
    Sorry I am not a computer nerd like you! YOU STINK!!!

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    I know you do. YOU STINK AT THIS.
    wow, nice third- grade insult. You should have just said "I know you are but what am I?" I bet you were the coolest kid on the short bus.

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    Another brilliant joke- you made my car joke less funny and re-used it. And you couldn't even make the link work properly. And it's not even my car- mine's an 07 without the spoiler or dual exhaust. Be careful not to hit your head against a wall- you're only two IQ points north of retarded and a hard enough shot will put you below the threshold.

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    No. This one is.


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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    this is like watching Kramer do stand up

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart
    No. This one is.
    No that is Sweet! What do you drive ASS HOLE? Probably a gay chrysler..

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Thurm, you made me want to call your Mother and Father/Uncle and berate them for staining the gene pool.

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Thurm, aren't you late for your job at the gay bar "waiting tables"? Is 'waiting tables' code for jizz-mopper, or are you the fluffer? Try not to get nailed in the ass on the way through the parking lot, Schrek.

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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    YOU ARE WORSE YOU SUCK BALLS!!!


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    Re: Thurm vs EVERYONE

    Quote Originally Posted by LT teh ghost
    this is like watching Kramer do stand up
    YOU STINK!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
    Thurm, aren't you late for your job at the gay bar "waiting tables"? Is 'waiting tables' code for jizz-mopper, or are you the fluffer? Try not to get nailed in the ass on the way through the parking lot, Schrek.
    Ok I will try ******.

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