View Poll Results: Semi-Finals Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

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Thread: FINAL SEMIFINALS: Devin Defeats Forward_Lateral 20-16

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    FINAL SEMIFINALS: Devin Defeats Forward_Lateral 20-16

    Round 2:
    SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral vs. Devin

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

    Ex:
    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.

    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    Forward_Lateral will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin


    This matchup breaks my heart.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    There once was a man from nantucket
    Who used Devin as his personal jizz-bucket
    In his face he would squirt
    His manly dessert
    When he was done Devin would suck it

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Forwards wife was squealin'
    around other dudes he was kneelin'
    with a loud splatter
    he earned thier baby batter
    twas dicks he'd rather be feelin'

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Devin was in disbelief
    When he was told he smells like a queef
    From spuz, his hair was crisp
    And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
    He was the gravy for many men's beef

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Much to Adam's dismay
    a ton his fat ass did weigh
    his ass did jiggle
    and his man tits wiggle
    But he still couldnt get out the doorway

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Devin went down to the track
    To sniff a horse's ball sack
    He said to the jockey
    On my face please bukake
    He's unfortunately hung like a tic tac

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    His wife said she was on the rag
    and her ass he couldnt tag
    but on her knees she bends
    Fat Erik and I at both ends
    and oh yeah forward_lateral is giant ***!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    thank christ this is over.

    Voting is up.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Devin

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    jesus its dead even. i'm gonna see who used the best verbs or something...

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Good match Devin! BTW, my wife has a no return policy, she now belongs to you and Eric! Have fun!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    I will not vote.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    I haven't voted for any of the matchups.
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    They both sucked.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Half of Devin's weren't even real limericks.

    FL wins in a landslide.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    Quote Originally Posted by LT teh ghost
    I'm leaning toward F_L he rhymed jockey with bukake
    I was hoping people would appreciate that!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    I have to go with the Canadian.
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

    F_L, I broke the tie

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