FINAL SEMIFINALS: Devin Defeats Forward_Lateral 20-16

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  • Devin
    The Octagon
    • Apr 2003
    • 23878

    FINAL SEMIFINALS: Devin Defeats Forward_Lateral 20-16

    Round 2:
    SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral vs. Devin

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

    Ex:
    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.

    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    Forward_Lateral will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)
    36
    Forward_Lateral
    0%
    16
    Devin
    0%
    20

    The poll is expired.

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin


    This matchup breaks my heart.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • Forward_Lateral
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 29733

      #3
      Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

      There once was a man from nantucket
      Who used Devin as his personal jizz-bucket
      In his face he would squirt
      His manly dessert
      When he was done Devin would suck it

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      • Devin
        The Octagon
        • Apr 2003
        • 23878

        #4
        Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

        Forwards wife was squealin'
        around other dudes he was kneelin'
        with a loud splatter
        he earned thier baby batter
        twas dicks he'd rather be feelin'
        http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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        • Forward_Lateral
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 29733

          #5
          Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

          Devin was in disbelief
          When he was told he smells like a queef
          From spuz, his hair was crisp
          And he thalked with an enormouth lithsp
          He was the gravy for many men's beef

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          • Devin
            The Octagon
            • Apr 2003
            • 23878

            #6
            Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

            Much to Adam's dismay
            a ton his fat ass did weigh
            his ass did jiggle
            and his man tits wiggle
            But he still couldnt get out the doorway
            http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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            • Forward_Lateral
              Registered User
              • Mar 2004
              • 29733

              #7
              Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

              Devin went down to the track
              To sniff a horse's ball sack
              He said to the jockey
              On my face please bukake
              He's unfortunately hung like a tic tac

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              • Devin
                The Octagon
                • Apr 2003
                • 23878

                #8
                Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                His wife said she was on the rag
                and her ass he couldnt tag
                but on her knees she bends
                Fat Erik and I at both ends
                and oh yeah forward_lateral is giant ***!
                http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                • Devin
                  The Octagon
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 23878

                  #9
                  Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                  thank christ this is over.

                  Voting is up.
                  http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/index.php

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                  • hammerbillsfan
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 17878

                    #10
                    Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                    Devin

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                    • kinigirly
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 5289

                      #11
                      Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                      jesus its dead even. i'm gonna see who used the best verbs or something...

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                      • Forward_Lateral
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 29733

                        #12
                        Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                        Good match Devin! BTW, my wife has a no return policy, she now belongs to you and Eric! Have fun!

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                        • The King
                          Without me it's just Awe so
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 42380

                          #13
                          Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                          I will not vote.
                          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                          It was all
                          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                          Comment

                          • mybills
                            81 st zoner
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 61717

                            #14
                            Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                            I haven't voted for any of the matchups.
                            I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                            • R. Rich
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 15874

                              #15
                              Re: SEMIFINALS: Forward_Lateral Vs. Devin

                              They both sucked.

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