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Thread: FINAL SEMIFINALS: LOG Defeats OpIv37 20-8

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    FINAL SEMIFINALS: LOG Defeats OpIv37 20-8

    Round 2:
    SEMIFINALS: LOG vs. OpIv37

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

    Ex:
    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.

    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    OpIv37 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    LOG tried playing tennis but fell
    his ankle really started to swell
    he wanted to swear
    but thought "I can't go there
    cuz if I use bad words I'll go to hell!"

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Op grew up with no self esteem
    He tried to join the other team
    His rear was too sore-a
    So'e settled for Dora
    Even though her face looked like a beam






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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Lordofgun has a big dome
    And an extra chromosome.
    His 'rents are related
    yet they copulated
    That's why LOG has Down's Syndrome

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Op likes to complain about life
    His job, his work, and his wife
    Wish he'd do us a favor
    Slit his wrists with a razor
    And cut his own throat with a knife

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Log was getting laid at long last
    his wife said "don't come too fast"
    He said "don't be dumb
    you know I can't come
    without Thurm's fist elbow-deep in my ass"

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
    If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
    But it's too late now
    You eloped with a cow
    Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Good match fellas. Let the voting commence!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
    If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
    But it's too late now
    You eloped with a cow
    Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican
    I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Man, this is a TOUGH one. Very funny by both guys.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by SabreEleven
    I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.
    Top shelf stuff!
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Tough call. What does the BCS say about these two?

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    This was a real good one too
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.

    I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Bryan, this was some of your best work in this year's tourney.

    You still suck though. Log too.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by OpIv37
    damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.

    I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.
    Nah I think you put up a really good fight. The Down Syndrome one was very funny!

    But LOG fights dirty and it's fricking hilarious.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Miyagi
    Nah I think you put up a really good fight. The Down Syndrome one was very funny!

    But LOG fights dirty and it's fricking hilarious.
    he posted something in the Peanut Gallery wanting me to hurry up and post- as soon as I saw that, I knew he had a strong closer.

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Why bring me into this?

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    Quote Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
    Why bring me into this?
    Because LOG clearly needs you, can't you see?

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    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    LOG completes my internet existance!

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