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  • Devin
    The Octagon
    • Apr 2003
    • 23878

    FINAL SEMIFINALS: LOG Defeats OpIv37 20-8

    Round 2:
    SEMIFINALS: LOG vs. OpIv37

    It's time for limericks! That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

    For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming.

    Ex:
    There once was a parson named Bings
    Who talked about God and such things.
    But his secret desire
    Was to join a mixed choir
    With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.

    Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.

    Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme. If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here, and deserve to lose.

    Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just 3 turns apiece, so make them good.

    IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

    And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

    OpIv37 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in last round)
    28
    LOG
    0%
    20
    OpIv37
    0%
    8

    The poll is expired.

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  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 100871

    #2
    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

    LOG tried playing tennis but fell
    his ankle really started to swell
    he wanted to swear
    but thought "I can't go there
    cuz if I use bad words I'll go to hell!"
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    • lordofgun
      in charge of you

      Administrator Emeritus
      • Jul 2002
      • 48416

      #3
      Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

      Op grew up with no self esteem
      He tried to join the other team
      His rear was too sore-a
      So'e settled for Dora
      Even though her face looked like a beam






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      • OpIv37
        Acid Douching Asswipe
        • Sep 2002
        • 100871

        #4
        Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

        Lordofgun has a big dome
        And an extra chromosome.
        His 'rents are related
        yet they copulated
        That's why LOG has Down's Syndrome
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        • lordofgun
          in charge of you

          Administrator Emeritus
          • Jul 2002
          • 48416

          #5
          Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

          Op likes to complain about life
          His job, his work, and his wife
          Wish he'd do us a favor
          Slit his wrists with a razor
          And cut his own throat with a knife






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          • OpIv37
            Acid Douching Asswipe
            • Sep 2002
            • 100871

            #6
            Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

            Log was getting laid at long last
            his wife said "don't come too fast"
            He said "don't be dumb
            you know I can't come
            without Thurm's fist elbow-deep in my ass"
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            • lordofgun
              in charge of you

              Administrator Emeritus
              • Jul 2002
              • 48416

              #7
              Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

              I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
              If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
              But it's too late now
              You eloped with a cow
              Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican






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              • Devin
                The Octagon
                • Apr 2003
                • 23878

                #8
                Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                Good match fellas. Let the voting commence!
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                • SabreEleven
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 39563

                  #9
                  Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                  Originally posted by lordofgun
                  I can't blame you, Op, I'd be freakin'
                  If I were you, I'd still be seekin'
                  But it's too late now
                  You eloped with a cow
                  Now you're stuck with a fat Puerto Rican
                  I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.

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                  • Forward_Lateral
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 29733

                    #10
                    Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                    Man, this is a TOUGH one. Very funny by both guys.

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                    • mybills
                      81 st zoner
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 61717

                      #11
                      Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                      Originally posted by SabreEleven
                      I can't believe Log went there, but that won it for him in my book.
                      Top shelf stuff!
                      I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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                      • Dude
                        that slimey ass of an admin at the zone
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 18176

                        #12
                        Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                        Tough call. What does the BCS say about these two?

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                        • The King
                          Without me it's just Awe so
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 42380

                          #13
                          Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                          This was a real good one too
                          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                          It was all
                          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                          • OpIv37
                            Acid Douching Asswipe
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 100871

                            #14
                            Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                            damn, getting my ass kicked in the semis again.

                            I'm becoming the Philadelphia Eagles of the insult tourney.
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                            • R. Rich
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 15874

                              #15
                              Re: SEMIFINALS: LOG Vs. OpIv37

                              Bryan, this was some of your best work in this year's tourney.

                              You still suck though. Log too.

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