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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    This is some funny ****.
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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    When did Jayhawk turn british?
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunzlingr
    When did Jayhawk turn british?

    His pillow sham likes the accent. It makes her (it) feel more sophisticated

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Lecter
    This is some funny ****.


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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by kinigirly
    can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?


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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by kinigirly
    can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

    I'm sure if you folded it just right you could rub one out on a pillow to check the theory.

    Just take plenty of pictures when you do.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by EricStratton
    Let's revisit this question.


    Does the idea of laying in and cleaning up with your own spunk put the idea of your mom finding you on the back burner.


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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    This thread is disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by YardRat
    Maybe you should hook the kid up with your heroin dealer, that way he wouldn't have to resort to ****ing a pillow.

    have that heroine dealer hook up Blohawk with somebody that'll have him biting the pillow instead.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by kinigirly
    can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?
    I bet you could talk a 'tard into trying it.
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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    You volunteering?

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    1990 called.

    They want their Seinfeld episode back.
    "When I'm with you girl I get an extension.. and I don't mean Alexander Graham Bell's invention."


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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by kinigirly
    can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?
    The pillow works for women.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Thanks for the sig quote!

    btw, since nobody gave you advice...the only thing you can do is be on your best behavior. Your mom will get over it, eventually.
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
    I tell her I was exercising and got so hot I had to take my trousers off

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Your mum's not the only one that saw you masturbating.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

    Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!

    And it hasn't been just once either! Oh, no! Santa's seen you at least twice splashing away in the bathtub, three times in the attic with one of your mother's old art-history books, and more times than even he can count spread out like a stunned partridge on that beanbag chair of yours!


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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    This is an instant HOF thread, I thought someone hacked JHawk's account, but no.

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