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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    You guys are jerkoffs.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    who can stop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.


    Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!"

    i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens.
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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
    I am really mad and I think my mum wont ever be the same with me again. I want to run away cos I cant handle it any more. I am trying hard to think of what to say but I cant think of anything.
    Ask her to do it for you.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by Dont drink the water
    Ask her to do it for you.
    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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    Guy is a riot.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Why is this thread not in the HOF already?

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Is this the same doucher that came on here last week saying he has been away for a while because he beat down some cops?

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    I always took him for a sheep-****er


    When I look at the poster and hear the noises it makes me think I am doing it for real!
    Then do it for real(consenually, even though it is probably hard for you to get a willing partner)

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    omg.. this thread had me laughing so hard... brilliant.
    My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

    MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Sounds too much like something that would happen in an American Pie movie. All that's missing is the superglue.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.


    Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by SABURZFAN
    i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens.
    I never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!


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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by Valerie
    I never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!
    Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
    Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!
    I didn't bump it, someone else did.

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Put this in the HoF already!

    I was maried to wife #1 when this one started BTW

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by Dozerdog
    Put this in the HoF already!

    I was maried to wife #1 when this one started BTW
    pussy.......................is great!
    The Mexican & too!!

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Quote Originally Posted by BuffaloJayhawk
    Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!

    Moved on from pillows to blowup dolls?

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    Re: My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

    Just get some shake weights.

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