My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

[SABURZFAN]

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Ub who is that in your Avatar? Super hot!!!

ublink will be the next to be caught by his Mom because he does the same thing after every post since putting that avatar up.

[camelcowboy]

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your mom won't forget about it, believe me

[mybills]

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your mom won't forget about it, believe me

I was waiting for you to show up!

[camelcowboy]

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I was waiting for you to show up!

yeah, hoping to forget that chapter of my life

[SabreEleven]

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yeah, hoping to forget that chapter of my life

At least your episode included TWO pulses.

[Jayhawk]

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Oh god this sucks! There aint nothing wrong with it cos its natural and even monkeys do it. I am a man and I dont get embarased by my sexuality to no one! But I don't know who to talk to cos my friends will take the **** so bad but I dont know how to go on like this!

Normally I will do it quietly in my room or the bath but my mum was out at bingo tonight and the house was free so I decided to have a bit more fun. I got a audio tape of women sex noises I recorded from tv pornos and I got this lifesize poster of some fit naked bird I keep in a secret hiding place and I got it out and laid it on the bed. I took my trousers and pants off and folded a pillow in half and started bumming it. Im sure the guys out there have done it and know what Im talkin about! (dont lie!) It takes ages and it knackers you out but it is worth it and good exercise! and also When I look at the poster and hear the noises it makes me think I am doing it for real!

I was bumming away like a maniac and the sex noises are playin and I am making noises myself so I can't hear nothing. I look around around and I see my mum is standing in my doorway!

She ran off and slammed my door and I got dressed. I turn off the tape and put the poster away then sit on my bed thinking what I can say. I go downstairs and my mum says not to talk to her and calls me a little pervert. I tell her I was exercising and got so hot I had to take my trousers off but she says not to talk to her for the rest of the night.

I woke up today and my mum wont even look at me. She is trying to act like nothing happened but she is avoiding me and wont even cook my dinner for me! She always does but today she says I am a grown up now and I have to do it myself.

The worst part is my aunty Ruth came round earlier and I hear her and my mum laughing loud for ages! I didnt hear what they were saying but I reckon it was about me!

I am really mad and I think my mum wont ever be the same with me again. I want to run away cos I cant handle it any more. I am trying hard to think of what to say but I cant think of anything.

not funny SAB

[Jayhawk]

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What is this thing all about? This obviously isn't the same Jayhawk that used to be here.

it weren't me.

[TheGhostofJimKelly]

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It could have been worse, you could have caught your mother masterbating.

[kgun12]

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This is an instant HOF thread, I thought someone hacked JHawk's account, but no.

I was thinking the same thing while reading and laughing my ass off!

The reason she is made was cause you weren't maturbating you were screwing a pillow!

Seriuosly you should have come out of your room yelling you were right I blind, faked falling down the stairs still yelling I can't she I'm blind. That would have shown her!

[RedEyE]

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Maybe she was pissed because it was her pillow you were shagging?

[SABURZFAN]

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not funny SAB

i thought it was.did you get caught again?

[BuffaloJayhawk]

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I'm not gay!!!

[lordofgun]

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The same thing happened to Mikey except with the Shout song, a Jim Kelly poster, and his Wegmans apron.

[PECKERWOOD]

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You people are just finding out about the pillow trick now?

[LtBillsFan66]

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The same thing happened to Mikey except with the Shout song, a Jim Kelly poster, and his Wegmans apron.