My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

[SquishDaFish]

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[YardRat]

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can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

I bet you could talk a 'tard into trying it.

[Dr. Lecter]

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You volunteering?

[Night Train]

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1990 called.

They want their Seinfeld episode back.

[RockStar36]

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can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

The pillow works for women.

[mybills]

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Thanks for the sig quote!

btw, since nobody gave you advice...the only thing you can do is be on your best behavior. Your mom will get over it, eventually.

[Dude]

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Ultra Chimp? Is that you?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?referrerid=112033&t=945498

[Bill Brasky]

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I tell her I was exercising and got so hot I had to take my trousers off

[BAM]

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Your mum's not the only one that saw you masturbating.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!

And it hasn't been just once either! Oh, no! Santa's seen you at least twice splashing away in the bathtub, three times in the attic with one of your mother's old art-history books, and more times than even he can count spread out like a stunned partridge on that beanbag chair of yours!

[HAMMER]

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This is an instant HOF thread, I thought someone hacked JHawk's account, but no.

[ublinkwescore]

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this thread is quite creepy to me for some reason.

[JJamezz]

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This thread made my f'n day!

[THATHURMANATOR]

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What is this thing all about? This obviously isn't the same Jayhawk that used to be here.

[THATHURMANATOR]

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Ub who is that in your Avatar? Super hot!!!

[SABURZFAN]

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What is this thing all about? This obviously isn't the same Jayhawk that used to be here.

sure it is.


i just wonder how many of his "mums" Playgirl's collection he went through before he got caught.if it was only half,you know he'll be back to check out the other half and Mum will catch him again.