My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

[Dozerdog]

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The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.


Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!"

[YardRat]

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Let's revisit this question.


Does the idea of laying in and cleaning up with your own spunk put the idea of your mom finding you on the back burner.

Maybe you should hook the kid up with your heroin dealer, that way he wouldn't have to resort to ****ing a pillow.

[EricStratton]

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Maybe Aunt Ruth could help you out next time Jayhawk. Anythink is better then ****ing the furniture.

[OpIv37]

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I took my trousers and pants off and folded a pillow in half and started bumming it. Im sure the guys out there have done it and know what Im talkin about! (dont lie!)

oh, and one more thing- despite what you say, this is not normal behavior. Obviously, every guy pleasures himself in some form or another. But I can honestly say that I've never resorted to couch-bombing, pillows or other inanimate objects. That's just bizarre.

BTW I hope you don't sleep on that pillow after you're done "bumming it", especially if it's as big a workout as you say it is. Nothing's more sanitary than putting your face in an absorbent object soaked in your own spunk and nut butter!

[Michael82]

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oh, and one more thing- despite what you say, this is not normal behavior. Obviously, every guy pleasures himself in some form or another. But I can honestly say that I've never resorted to couch-bombing, pillows or other inanimate objects. That's just bizarre.

BTW I hope you don't sleep on that pillow after you're done "bumming it", especially if it's as big a workout as you say it is. Nothing's more sanitary than putting your face in an absorbent object soaked in your own spunk and nut butter!

[Dr. Lecter]

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This is some funny ****.

[Gunzlingr]

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When did Jayhawk turn british?

[kinigirly]

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can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

[EricStratton]

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When did Jayhawk turn british?

His pillow sham likes the accent. It makes her (it) feel more sophisticated

[clumping platelets]

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This is some funny ****.

[clumping platelets]

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can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

[EricStratton]

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can anyone try out this pillow intercourse to see if he's telling the truth? mikey?

I'm sure if you folded it just right you could rub one out on a pillow to check the theory.

Just take plenty of pictures when you do.

[SABURZFAN]

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Let's revisit this question.


Does the idea of laying in and cleaning up with your own spunk put the idea of your mom finding you on the back burner.

[LtFinFan66]

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This thread is disturbing

[SABURZFAN]

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Maybe you should hook the kid up with your heroin dealer, that way he wouldn't have to resort to ****ing a pillow.

have that heroine dealer hook up Blohawk with somebody that'll have him biting the pillow instead.