My mum is mad at me... caught me masturbating

[Oaf]

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You guys are jerkoffs.

I feel for you BuffaloJayhawk. Maybe you should stop?

[Confused]

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who can stop?

[SquishDaFish]

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[SABURZFAN]

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The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.


Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!"

i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens.

[Dont drink the water]

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I am really mad and I think my mum wont ever be the same with me again. I want to run away cos I cant handle it any more. I am trying hard to think of what to say but I cant think of anything.

Ask her to do it for you.

[rbochan]

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Ask her to do it for you.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Bling]

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Guy is a riot.

[Mr. Miyagi]

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Why is this thread not in the HOF already?

[jamze132]

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Is this the same doucher that came on here last week saying he has been away for a while because he beat down some cops?

[Mike13]

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I always took him for a sheep-****er

When I look at the poster and hear the noises it makes me think I am doing it for real!

Then do it for real(consenually, even though it is probably hard for you to get a willing partner)

[Ingtar33]

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omg.. this thread had me laughing so hard... brilliant.

[slakjaw157]

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Sounds too much like something that would happen in an American Pie movie. All that's missing is the superglue.

[Forward_Lateral]

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[Valerie]

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The worst is getting all relaxed, having a few beers, sitting back in the recliner, and tossing one off to the internet.


Next thing you know, you're awaken in the middle of the night to the voice of your wife shreiking "Get your pants back on! WTF!!!!"

i wish i could see the look on Valerie's face when this happens.

I never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!

[BuffaloJayhawk]

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I never read this thread before today. What a classy guy I married. Rest assured, if I ever catch Dozer "tossing one off to the internet" he'll be sleeping outside the rest of his life and the only action he will ever see will be the internet and his hand!

Why did u bump this thread valerie? its embarrasing! i get girls now i swear!