I've decided to try a new and innovative idea that this league has never seen before.
...but for a limited time only!
I'll trade my really good but really old guys for really, really good but really, really young guys. And I'll even trade my really good but really old guys for really, really high draft picks.
That's right folks this is a deal of a lifetime, and to start the bidding off I'll make Peyton Manning available!
"Did he just say what I think he did?"
Yes...I...did. As much as I liked to, no, want to... I just can't give him away free. You can get Peyton Manning right here, right now for a mininum payment of Vince "is so damn" Young, JP "Kiss my ring *****" Losman, Tony "numero" Romo, "T" Rex Grossman, and Phillip Rivers "of youth"
Also, since I'm a fair man... I'll even let you keep Eli "I wish I got the good genes" Manning. That's only fair since Eli is poised to have a huge year with Kevin "Punch me in da kissa" Gilbride ruining*cough* I mean, running the offense.
...but for a limited time only!
I'll trade my really good but really old guys for really, really good but really, really young guys. And I'll even trade my really good but really old guys for really, really high draft picks.
That's right folks this is a deal of a lifetime, and to start the bidding off I'll make Peyton Manning available!
"Did he just say what I think he did?"
Yes...I...did. As much as I liked to, no, want to... I just can't give him away free. You can get Peyton Manning right here, right now for a mininum payment of Vince "is so damn" Young, JP "Kiss my ring *****" Losman, Tony "numero" Romo, "T" Rex Grossman, and Phillip Rivers "of youth"
Also, since I'm a fair man... I'll even let you keep Eli "I wish I got the good genes" Manning. That's only fair since Eli is poised to have a huge year with Kevin "Punch me in da kissa" Gilbride ruining*cough* I mean, running the offense.
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