BillC Press Conference Thread

[BillC]

The Nerd with the pocket protector and the white tape on his glasses with a comment?

Originally posted by Typ0
Clump is finpawpaw? I honestly didn't know.

And let me get this straight. Dozer is BillC. Dozer has two computers. Dozer was sitting next to his two computers last night and posting double the amount others could post because he was using an alias. Sexy *****es are *****ing about the ruling they lost the challenge.

I'm a little lost here. What exactly are they *****ing about?

The two computers have nothing to do at the rate I posted- I could only post as fast as my team mates.

Point out the use of an alias in any of the challenges. BTW- Dozer provided funding to both sides during the Italic user name challenge.

[BillC]

Nerd with a follow up-

Originally posted by Typ0
I beg your pardon gunz but with two computers you can double your output. Each time you load a page you need to wait for the page load. With two computers you can double the page loads. This doesn't even take into consideration that Dozer did not have to wait for the two post between rule so he could just sit there and post post post. So I would have to say the opposite of Shelby, you are an idiot.

The two computers only streamlined my posting speed- there is no rule against using 2 computers. I can’t help if you didn’t use your hat rack to think of it yourself. If I used the two computers to post Bill C and , say, Brian H- then you have a case. I used the two computers to post with Bill C- what is the issue?


I used technology to my advantage. Stop whining. And you are an idiot.

[BillC]

On that note- I would like to apologize to the team for my mental error. They worked very hard and I’m convinced they would have destroyed your pathetic attempts at this challenge.


Good luck, my compadres!


I have a flight to catch to loser’s island! I’ll be writing my memoires there. I’m not a Crook! You don’t have Bill C to kick around anymore!




*gets into Presidential helicopter, turns, flashes the “V” signs with his fingers, gets in… the helicopter flies into the sunset….*

[BillC]

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
. I've lived a life that's full. I've traveled each and ev'ry highway;
But more, much more than this, I did it my way………….


Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this, I did it my way……….

Yes, there were times,
I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way. ……………

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
. I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside, I find it all… so amusing.
To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me, I did it my way"……..



For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows –

And did it myyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[mybills]

No more questions at this time!

Thank you!

Let's get out of here now, and have a !

[ArcticWildMan]

Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
No more! No More! No more! No More!
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back no more. (What you say?)
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back
No more! No More! No more! No More!
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back no more.

[mybills]

"The record shows I took the blows –"

[Brian H]

lmao Man I always been on your side despite calling me a loser!

[Gunzlingr]

Oh Bill that was so beautiful! Especially when you refuted the so called "cheating with 2 computers" nonsense spewed forth in the game over thread. It brought tears of joy to see you call Missprint an idiot. I would have probably used the term Ignoramus, but that is why you were president and I am not. Fare thee well, oh noble warrior!

[Typ0]

I would like to emphatically deny any involvement by my wife.

That one cracked me up.

BillC:

My comments were not meant to accuse you of cheating. There seemed to be a lot of debate about the need and validity of the rules. I drew the extreme example of how someone could use the technology to demonstrate there is a legitamate base to the rule to show the people who were saying the rule was useless that it is not. I framed this as you having taken those actions because there were previous accusations you did and the proof whether you did or didn't was available in the public forum. I expected someone from your team to step up and say you did not do that....but they didn't. But the point I was ultimately trying to drive home was a point about the rules I guess that did not come accross very well. You were tired, you made a mistake, and consequences resulted in light of the rules. Stuff happens.

[Brian H]

The nerds back........

[Typ0]

That's Mr. Nerd to you.

[mybills]

Typ0!!!! I get it now!!!

I finally figured out, why, you're so, misunderstood, so, often...lol
you, need, to, use, more, commas, man!

[Typ0]

Funny thing is...that paragraph is gramatically correct. There's just some bad sentences in there....

[Valerie]

That was a great press conference, Slick Willy. I give you an A for effort and an F for failing your team. I just have on more question for you, who paid for your attorneys? Are you and Hill the Pill scamming poor New Yorkers out of money? You've already bled DC dry.