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    Post Billsfanzone Survivor Memoirs here

    All this talk of Memoirs has me thinking that it needs its own thread. All those that wish to release their memoirs, post them here!
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    I ain't got no stinking memoirs!!!

    I was voted off, even before the game began.
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.



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    NBF's memoirs: All of you suck!!!



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    I would post one, but I'm currently working out a contract with CBS for my story.


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    I was 1 vote away from being back on the island thats my damn memoir lol

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    I extorted Brian H for almost all of his zonebucks. That's my memoir. I wasn't even involved in the game.

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    The money people made off of interest, kinda makes me wish I wasn't in the game so I could've made some jack from the deal.

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    Originally posted by billsfanone
    I extorted Brian H for almost all of his zonebucks. That's my memoir. I wasn't even involved in the game.
    lmao you bastard!

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    Ok, here we go.

    First off I will never know how I got this far, as I had not formed any alliances at all. The closest thing was I hooked up with Brian and we swore not to vote for each other. I knew I was an asset to the team, and figured when the time was right I could attach myself to another group if needed. I did PM several people to see who they were voting for, but didn't always vote that way.

    I knew if I made the merge, I had a good chance of winning immunity, and I had hoped to win today, and make my move against EE. I figured BG was his lapdog, but when MissB informed me that she was his slave too, I was stunned. I tried a letter writing campaign, telling BG we should both vote for EE and eliminate him and I together, then I wrote MissB telling her we should vote for BG and elimnate BG and I together. Hoping that she would vote for BG while we eliminated EE. However, even knowing that they were EE's pawns, and me planting fears that they would be next, they wouldn't sway. This same loyalty that I exploited to get to the final four turned out to be my downfall.
    I purposely avoided voting for MissB since the merge, because she was obviously the weakest link, and missed many challenges. Too bad she didn't miss todays!

    A few messages:
    Brian, sorry I didn't listen and vote off MissB when you wanted me to

    BillC- Sorry I voted for you twice. I had both EE and Brian clammering for your demise

    Shelby- I thought you were linked with EE, so I voted against you, looks like I should have teamed up with you and BillC

    BG and MissB- You are lucky I didn't win immunity today, I was going to kill off your sugar daddy.

    EE- well played, now I know why you didn't acknowledge the proposal I sent you. I wouldn't have honored it anyway. You will win this thing, because you are strong and they are weak. If it comes to a "jury" vote, you have mine.

    LOG- You truly amaze me. These challenges were awesome, and you used the suggestions I made wisely. Mighty LOG. You truly are an evil freaking genius! If you ever do a round two, let me help you!

    Hotties-well played! If you wouldn't have had that schizm after the merge, this would have been a whole different game!

    All Contestants- I do not harbor any ill will towards you, and hope you hold none toward me!

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    Nice post gunz. We all played a great game. As far as being EE's slave, LOL--although I'm sure he'd love it , I wouldn't call it that. We just made a commitment to each other on the first day.
    And you know EE, you could be my sugar daddy any time.
    See me here pushing you
    If I then deny I do
    Contemplate or wish away
    If I ask you not to stay

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    You left my name out of the messages Gunz.

    Now draw........

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    i knew that Miss B and BironsGirl were tight with Double E.
    gunz, you would have had to go regardless...you were too strong a player! Very well done.

    It will be interesting to see if my bitches can get it together and dump Double E....if they can, it will be absolutely hysterical

    This was the most :angry:ing fun i've had on the boards in a long time. i'm lucky i didn't get caught sneaking online at work!

    Thanks, log, for the entertainment.


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    Memoirs

    Memoirs

    Click link, read lyrics, sing along for 's memoirs.

    Memoirs... from the corners of Survivor
    Misty water-piped memoirs... of what could have been
    Scattered pictures of the Zoners we voted off
    Smilies we gave to one another for what could have been



    Can it be that it was all so simple then
    Donate the Zone Bucks when log said when
    If he had the chance to donate again
    Tell me, would he?
    Could he?



    Memoirs... may be beautiful and yet
    What's too painful to remember
    Is clouded up in a hazy mist
    So it's en bee eff we will remember
    Whenever we remember...
    What could have been...
    What could have been...







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