EE Telethon!!!

[Earthquake Enyart]

You all know you want me to reach the final 2 so you can all take your pot shots at me. Donate money (or at least post here ya lazy bastards) so I can make log rich and advance.

Thanks in advance for all your help, and good luck in your future endeavors.

Kind regards,

EE

[Dozerdog]

Sorry- I just gave it all to Sally Struthers....:bigmike:

[Gunzlingr]

I should be rating EE's post negatively so that he loses money!

[Dozerdog]

Gunz! Getting Brian H disease? Got a taste of the glory and now you're bitter?

buck up, cowboy! :cowboy:

[Gunzlingr]

Nah, read my memoirs, EE has my vote for champion!

[Fat Tony]

Please keep EE out of a wheelchair. Your donations can keep this young man healthy.... :abe:

[northernbillfan]

Here EE, from the Zones most generous poster, I give you all of the ZB's you get with this one single reply.

That'll teach ya to vote me off the island!

[shelby]

it's all coming back to bite ya in the @$$ now, Double E....

[Earthquake Enyart]

There. There's some entertainment.

Zone bucks please....

[BillC]

Hey- I'll be the Master of Ceremonies-

Call now! First 100 callers will get a free "I'm a Fat Pansy" T shirt for a zonebuck donation of $25 or more!

Operators standing by!

[BillC]

( Fake Tears)

Let me tell you a story people, about an underpriveledged young man who fought his way out of the ghettos of Eden, NY to become a fanatasy hockey mogul.

*fake sobbbing*

Afflicted with incontinence and Altzheiers since he was 13, this courageous old man fought through bannings and general hatred by the nation of Canada to make it here this far.....
:abe:

*sniff... I can't continue...*

Here is Stosh and Stan donating their time from the Cheektowaga Polish Falcon's club....

[BillC]

For $50 donation, you ladys can have Jack Nicholson and Sly Stallone talk dirty to you.....



As you know, it's all about giving back to the community that has given so much to them.....

[BillC]

Phone lines still open! Call 1-800- :abe::abe::abe:-:abe::abe::abe::abe:

[BillC]

Just remember what Carrot Top says-

Dial down trhe center when making your pledge!!

[Earthquake Enyart]

At least you aren't bitter like some other people I know.....