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    Exclamation EE Telethon!!!

    You all know you want me to reach the final 2 so you can all take your pot shots at me. Donate money (or at least post here ya lazy bastards) so I can make log rich and advance.

    Thanks in advance for all your help, and good luck in your future endeavors.

    Kind regards,

    EE

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    Sorry- I just gave it all to Sally Struthers....:bigmike:

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    I should be rating EE's post negatively so that he loses money!
    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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    Gunz! Getting Brian H disease? Got a taste of the glory and now you're bitter?

    buck up, cowboy! :cowboy:

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    Nah, read my memoirs, EE has my vote for champion!

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    Please keep EE out of a wheelchair. Your donations can keep this young man healthy.... :abe:

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    Here EE, from the Zones most generous poster, I give you all of the ZB's you get with this one single reply.

    That'll teach ya to vote me off the island!
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.



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    it's all coming back to bite ya in the @$$ now, Double E....



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    There. There's some entertainment.

    Zone bucks please....

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    Hey- I'll be the Master of Ceremonies-

    Call now! First 100 callers will get a free "I'm a Fat Pansy" T shirt for a zonebuck donation of $25 or more!

    Operators standing by!


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    ( Fake Tears)

    Let me tell you a story people, about an underpriveledged young man who fought his way out of the ghettos of Eden, NY to become a fanatasy hockey mogul.

    *fake sobbbing*

    Afflicted with incontinence and Altzheiers since he was 13, this courageous old man fought through bannings and general hatred by the nation of Canada to make it here this far.....
    :abe:

    *sniff... I can't continue...*

    Here is Stosh and Stan donating their time from the Cheektowaga Polish Falcon's club....


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    For $50 donation, you ladys can have Jack Nicholson and Sly Stallone talk dirty to you.....



    As you know, it's all about giving back to the community that has given so much to them.....

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    Phone lines still open! Call 1-800- :abe::abe::abe:-:abe::abe::abe::abe:

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    Just remember what Carrot Top says-

    Dial down trhe center when making your pledge!!
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    At least you aren't bitter like some other people I know.....

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    Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
    trying to forget my feelings of love.
    Teardrops rolling down on my face,
    trying to forget my feelings of love.

    Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
    I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

    Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
    wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

    Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
    and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart.

    Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
    I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

    Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
    and feelings like I've never have you again in my life.

    Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
    wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
    Feelings...(repeat & fade)




    Please.... do it for EE, because he's one old Mo Fo

    1-800- :abe::abe::abe:- :abe::abe::abe::abe:

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    C'mon people... get those phones ringing! Depends ain't cheap!

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    Let's go to the phone... Our next caller is............

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    I would like to pledge

    all my Zonebucks to EE

    I hear he is a charity case.
    Somedays I just need a HUG

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    I ain't donating jack :horse: . However, I would be more than willing to loan the money at an exorbitantly high interest rate!


    Kill 'em all, let the Colonel sort 'em out ... into delicious buckets of original and extra crispy!

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