She is hot, so there is no need of alcohol here, but thanks for the advice, Compa.Originally Posted by tat2dmike77
She is hot, so there is no need of alcohol here, but thanks for the advice, Compa.Originally Posted by tat2dmike77
The Mexican & too!!
- Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -
I think you're on to something EE.
Will this tryst lead to a minion revolt?
EE has the balls, but not the smarts.
The story of my life, mi amigo.Originally Posted by The last buffalo fan
man, I made a mistake. You got the smarts, but not the balls.Originally Posted by Earthquake Enyart
Is that way better?
OKay guys, here it is. Valerie came to Buffalo to see me as we have a sort of love-hate relationship. I know most of you are like who the ***** is this guy? Well incase you didn't know I was the guy that created the Flutie Haters website that introduced Valerie to Buffalo Bills fans message boards. Also as a Buffalonian I hate the Maple Leafs. Yet what we do share is a strong Catholic faith, an affection for country music not to mention an agreement that Jennifer Garth is attractive. Everything I just typed was the honest truth but second sentence. lol As to why Valerie came to Buffalo unannounced perhaps it would of been better to post or ask her of the sudden visit before rushing to judgement. I'm not trying to be overly critical here but just tossing in my two cents on the subject matter.
You really are a joke, man.Originally Posted by The Jokeman
and learn to take a joke, man. Again I'm not trying to make any enemies but seriously don't think the best forum (pun intended) to speculate about why she came to Buffalo unannounced. The truth is, I, like many here, care for Valerie and don't want to see her name dragged in the mud with speculation like this is all was trying to say. It's not a criticism of EE either as, while don't know him personally, he seems like a great guy from posts I've read by/about him. I have a feeling I might be over reading into things and this thread more in jest and that's why tried to roll with the punches a little in introducing myself to the group by sharing some details about me. Again it was all true except for why Valerie came to Buffalo, feel free to a quick search on me. I'll admit I have an offbeat sense of humor and might have been lost on you and again no hard feelings.Originally Posted by The last buffalo fan
i think Valerie tries to convert Dozer to religion.it works to a degree but she doesn't plan on Dozer moving to Utah,becoming Mormon,and be the proud owner of 11 wives.
Originally Posted by yordad
Conspiracy theory at its best.....Double E needs to return stateside, stat.
Wow, somebody had a little too much time on their hands... Funny it comes from the one that likes to call other people stalkers too.
Don't try to divert attention.Originally Posted by shelby
You know I'm on to something.
OMG!!!! This is the funniest stuff I've read in a long time!!! lol Good stuff, Earthquake. You've got quite the imagination! I'm impressed!
Jokeman, you are the BEST!!!! The Flutie Haters Board will always be my favorite and I'm glad that we kept in touch!
As if I need to explain myself to any of you, yes, I flew into Buffalo, but I went out there to visit a college roommate of mine who lives in Webster. I had my ticket for the opener that I'm not going to and needed to use it. Southwest only flies into Buffalo, so my friend picked me up there. I was scheduled to run a 1/2 marathon in Virginia Beach but due to an unfortunate stress fracture in my hip, I was unable to properly train and not allowed to run under doctor's orders. I also went to the Buffalo Wing Fest with her and I met up with Churchie, Hammerbills, Kate (a friend of Hammerbills) and Phil. Dozer and his two friends met up with us at some point and then we all went out to a bar for a few drinks afterwards.
As for the pictures after the Leafs game. If you look at them closely, Dozer was fully clothed and so was I. He stayed in the hotel because I was throwing up and poor Hammerbills was beat up. It was a super crazy night and absolutely NOTHING happened!
While I appreciate the speculation, Earthquake, there really isn't any need for it. Thanks anyway! :) I hope this clears things up for you.
There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
The only answer I found for all this hurt
Is there ain't not answer here on earth
Webster? Near Rochester?
"'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"
"Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."
Yes. She bought a house there a few years ago. She's lived there her whole life.
Wow, right next door... I'm in Penfield.
Tell her to be careful of creepy looking guys hiding in her bushes late at night.
If I had been in town, I would have gone tothe WingFest with you Valerie.
Originally Posted by mysticsoto
Don't give her any warnings! Come on!
Wow, I think EE is on to something. At least it is more credible than any of Doomsday Patti's post or that zegezundheit video!!
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!