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  • ticatfan
    The Meathead of Muslims!
    • Jul 2002
    • 30909

    #91
    Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

    Originally posted by Valerie
    Hey, if I can get uptight Brad in a pink shirt, I can get anyone in a pink shirt! As for being a metrosexual, a MANicure once and a while for a guy isn't a bad thing.
    Want to bet?
    Political correctness ( or cancel culture as it is called today) is a doctrine fostered by a delusional ,illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by MSM which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
    Harry S Truman 1941.

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    • LtBillsFan66
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 35553

      #92
      Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

      Any new developments?

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #93
        Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

        EE you're a genius.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • Valerie
          Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
          • Jul 2002
          • 22477

          #94
          Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

          Yeah. Dozer and I have decided to run off to Vegas and tie the knot as soon as his divorce becomes final. Then we're going to get jobs on some island resort and just live out our days poor but in the sun.


          There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
          Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
          The only answer I found for all this hurt
          Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #95
            Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

            Originally posted by Valerie
            Yeah. Dozer and I have decided to run off to Vegas and tie the knot as soon as his divorce becomes final. Then we're going to get jobs on some island resort and just live out our days poor but in the sun.
            Im sure you could fly there on sexual frustration alone!
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • Dr. Lecter
              Zero for Zero!
              • Mar 2003
              • 67861

              #96
              Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

              Ouch.

              That one is going leave a mark.
              Originally posted by mysticsoto
              Lecter is right in everything he said.

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              • Valerie
                Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                • Jul 2002
                • 22477

                #97
                Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                Originally posted by MBBedard
                Im sure you could fly there on sexual frustration alone!
                Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?


                There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                The only answer I found for all this hurt
                Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                • shelby
                  The Vanilla admin
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 48489

                  #98
                  Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                  Originally posted by Valerie
                  Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?



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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380

                    #99
                    Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                    Originally posted by Valerie
                    Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?
                    EE is like the zones Barbara Walters... uncovering everything. Genius!
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all
                    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • ticatfan
                      The Meathead of Muslims!
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 30909

                      Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                      Originally posted by Valerie
                      Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?
                      Anymore???????
                      Political correctness ( or cancel culture as it is called today) is a doctrine fostered by a delusional ,illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by MSM which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
                      Harry S Truman 1941.

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                      • mchurchfie
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 13418

                        Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                        Originally posted by ticatfan
                        Anymore???????
                        ticatfan
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                        • LtBillsFan66
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 35553

                          Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                          Originally posted by Valerie
                          Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?
                          Maybe not any more. How about any less?

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                          • justasportsfan
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 71493

                            Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                            Valerie was in town and didn't call? Nice to know we're still friends.
                            sacrifice1
                            https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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                            • Valerie
                              Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 22477

                              Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                              Sorry, Justafan. Apparently I was too busy screwing Dozer to make time for my minions.


                              There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                              Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                              The only answer I found for all this hurt
                              Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                              • LtBillsFan66
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 35553

                                Re: You know, it just dawned on me......

                                So you admit to having minions. Interesting.

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