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    Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/c...e_the_dolphins

    Channing Crowder
    "I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

    “I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”





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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Wow.


    Words fail me ... as they did him.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Is this article serious?

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    "When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowder’s standup routine didn’t miss a beat."

    I believe this guy may just be smarter than the guy who wrote the article.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!



    Between this and the giant Jason Taylor robot, I've been laughing my ass off all morning..

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    That must make the fans so proud.
    At least the NFL are sending the best ambassadors to promote the game.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    is Finheaven down? I wonder if FTP committed suicide. He was missing from FH as well.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Maybe this is why they are 0-7.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    we r all stupider for reading that article

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Quote Originally Posted by JJamezz


    Between this and the giant Jason Taylor robot, I've been laughing my ass off all morning..
    giant Jason Taylor robot?

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Crowder is the team jokester.


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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    he may be the team jokester, but you have to be pretty freaking dumb to have normal, rational people wonder whether you're joking.

    I'd be embarassed to be a Gator alum. I guess that's nothing new though.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Quote Originally Posted by BidsJr
    "I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that."
    ...in first grade!

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Quote Originally Posted by paulB
    he may be the team jokester, but you have to be pretty freaking dumb to have normal, rational people wonder whether you're joking.

    I'd be embarassed to be a Gator alum. I guess that's nothing new though.
    I would have to say he was just joking. Even student athletes have to score over an 1100 on their SATs to go to school at UF. When you go from speech to print it is hard to explain the context of the comment.
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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Quote Originally Posted by Voltron
    I would have to say he was just joking. Even student athletes have to score over an 1100 on their SATs to go to school at UF. When you go from speech to print it is hard to explain the context of the comment.
    He may have been joking but I don't think so or he wouldn't have made an idiotic comment about no black guys in London. I am a Gator fan and it pains me to say that I think he is an idiot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by justasportsfan
    is Finheaven down? I wonder if FTP committed suicide. He was missing from FH as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by yordad
    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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    Re: Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

    Quote Originally Posted by NJFINSFAN1
    Crowder is the team jokester.
    Real funny losing all your games and your at the midway point of the season, keep laughing.

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