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    Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    What if the person actually does die on the day that you kiss them? It could be blamed on your poison lips. Then you'd be screwed because the DNA from your poison lips would match the DNA on the dead person in the spot that you kissed them.

    Then you'd be put to death because you live in a death penalty state.

    Plus you'd be damned to hell forever for kissing a person on the day of their death.

    So up yours.






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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    good points...BUT, you're retarded because what if the person you kissed (or just hugged) was going to die 10 minutes after you did it, but because you did, they stayed upstairs longer, and didn't fall down the stairs and die. you got to spend at least another 1/2 hour with the person (instead of just 10 minutes), all because you hugged them when you had better things to do. Plus, DNA isn't really used much anymore.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    It sounds like you two need to go out for drinks to settle this.
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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    I want to see some blood.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    Imbondz, you make some good observations, but here's why you're dumb:

    I know DNA is old fashioned, but last I checked, they still use LIP PRINTS! And what is the difference if they die upstairs or go to do some shopping and die at the supermarket? I know it's slightly different because you'd have to pay to transfer them slightly different distances unless your house and the supermarket were the same exact same distance from the funeral home (and even then, there are some unscrupulous funeral home directors who might not tell you they are charging extra to pick them up at the supermarket as opposed to your home). So yeah, they'd definintely get your lip prints.

    Plus who is going to let you kiss them for 10 minutes anyway? I doubt anyone would. And I know for a fact that they would only let you kiss them for 4 or 5 minutes TOPS if they knew about your poison lips. And don't even say you'd only hug them because I also know for a fact that it's impossible to hug for that long without kissing.

    Plus from what everyone says, you don't even wear chapstick.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    first of all, i'm not even talking about the stock market so that makes no sense. If you mentioned amortization then yeah. plus chapstick is gay.

    besides, i'm sure Valerie and Shelby would kiss me for 10 minutes at least. And Honey already would have if she'd met me. Mybills probably wouldn't though so I'll give you that.

    If you weren't so wrong, i'd say it's 6 of 1, 1/2 dozen of another, but it's not even close to that.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    I would kiss you on the cheek, bondzie.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    Quote Originally Posted by mybills
    I would kiss you on the cheek, bondzie.
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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    I only like them in diamonds & gold.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    Interesting.

    The passing of saliva is my biggest worry. Cyber kisses are far safer and the whole 'instant death by poison french kiss' scenerio is moot. Come to think of it, I haven't removed these rubber gloves and hospital slippers in weeks. There are sooooooooo many GERMS floating among us...and I find all of you disgusting !

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    I win

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    You win at not wearing chapstick.

    Excellent points once again except that Valerie kisses dozer, so that's not much of an accomplishment. Mybills has no lips at all, so big loss there. Shelby is too short to kiss while standing up, and too tired to kiss when laying down plus she drinks too much nutrisweet, so her bones are being eaten away by the acid, and you don't want that on your conscience.

    Honey already kisses frank, so you'd need to grow handlebars to be her type. And get some dark prescription shades too. Then honey would be all over you. Also, slick it back with your spit.

    But I guess you could hug them.

    And I'm not sure why you think the stock market is gay. At least no one has ever died there, UNLIKE the supermarket It has done a lot of good for the world, mostly as far as money goes and helping poor people and pets.

    Seriously though, get a grip. And admit you hate it.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    Honey already kisses frank, so you'd need to grow handlebars to be her type. And get some dark prescription shades too. Then honey would be all over you. Also, slick it back with your spit.
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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    Quote Originally Posted by lordofgun
    You win at not wearing chapstick.
    right, that's why I said it.

    well, you know way more about those women than I do, that's why you have 2 kids already. But... Valerie has sent me things in the mail before, which means we're about .03% closer than you assumed we were, and i'm almost positive she licked the envelope, which I opened, so we basically already kissed.

    As for you killing Frank to get to Honey, probably not your best option. Besides Honey knows how to use a rifle too, and I hear she bakes good, and is a tree hugger. So, why don't you just ask her to hug your wife and kids when people ask, then that would save you time? Haven't you thought of that before? Maybe it will help you to stop spitting on gay people too.

    anyways, i'm done with this. maybe you should use that authority you have on yourself.

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    you lost me on the kiss thing, so if you guys need a thing to kiss, you can have my thing and can kiss it as much as you want. But then again, if you have kissed all that people, envelopes, etc, then my thing could get dirty and a dirty thing is not my thing, so unless you guys wash your lips before, you can kiss my thing, otherwise you can kiss good bye certain things.
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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    This sounds like a gay episode of CSI: Buffalo

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    what are you talking about, Willis?

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    Re: Imbondz, what a stupid neg. You are so ignorant.

    WhatEVER. I just thought you should know that yesterday I banned myself from a thread. It was a mybills thread, so I didn't mind. Plus billsology posted in it. Also, I only spit on gay people who have aids around me. If they don't bring their aids, I always promise not to spit on them (unless they are wearing rainbow flags on their lapels OR if they spit at me first while they lisp).

    Anyway, about you being close to Valerie, I don't think dozer would appreciate your relationship if he found out...especially since it's totally behind his back, unless he was into it. But I think Brad would rather see you with Valerie than dozer, personally. Brad is very shallow and only cares about looks. And let's face it...Dozer doesn't offer much in that category. Either that or Brad is jealous. I'm not really sure.

    BTW, this totally could have been handled by private message. But you love the drama, huh?

    Also, I gave most of my authority to EE, but then he left with it. So that sucks.

    So that pretty much proves you hate it.

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