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    Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    I can’t tell you how much I hated the game. It was gruesome. It was embarrassing. It set new standards at pathetic efforts by Bills teams, new and old. Porn Directors across America watched the Bills game and said, “This is a pounding. I can’t watch.” See? A new standard indeed.

    This game was very Karate Kid. Belichick as the Evil Karate teacher and Brady as the Blonde kid who join together in douchbaggery to stomp on Daniel-san’s knee. Don’t you remember watching as a kid and saying, “Why are they such jerks? Daniel-san is finished. Leave him alone.” The only thing that failed to materialize was our crane kick. Instead we were left to wax on and wax philosophical about the atrocities we will commit to the Patriots next season.


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    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    Nice. It would be sweet if they could exact some sort of revenge next season. Always next year though.

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    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    I didn't like the ending. The Patriots don't deserve ****.

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    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy





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    The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

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    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    Quote Originally Posted by DevilPaul
    I didn't like the ending. The Patriots don't deserve ****.
    I didn't like the ending either, but that's only because a Bills fan offed himself when NE goes 19-0, more so because that Bills fan was Kevin "One Fan" Shenoy.

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    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    The karate kid analogy sums up my feelings.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.



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    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    Well done.

    That paragraph about blackface was hilarious.

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