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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

    WOW, I had to catch up in this thread. Here comes #3
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • DraftBoy
      Administrator
      • Jul 2002
      • 107452

      Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

      Originally posted by Gunzlingr
      I am !

      I picture something like that scene in Blazing Saddles.

      One of the weirdest nights on my life, we also had a Nuabian Village a few miles from our town, another weird ass place.
      COMING SOON...
      Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
      We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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      • BlackMetalNinja
        I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
        • May 2005
        • 31525

        Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

        Originally posted by FunTimesYaY!
        I'm telling you that this still can work! Tell Freeman he's number 1. He'll buy it over the phone and be ecstatic. Then, he'll come on here read the thread and realize it was all a ruse.

        Think of what he'll post after he finds out that we messed with him.
        I did tell him there were 3 spots still left, so I guess it could work still! Sad part is he probably won't be on for a while though, he destroyed his laptop last night.

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        • DraftBoy
          Administrator
          • Jul 2002
          • 107452

          Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

          What the hell did he do to it?
          COMING SOON...
          Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
          We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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          • BlackMetalNinja
            I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
            • May 2005
            • 31525

            Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

            Originally posted by DraftBoy
            What the hell did he do to it?
            Punched it!

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            • DraftBoy
              Administrator
              • Jul 2002
              • 107452

              Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

              Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
              Punched it!


              I dont want to know















              Ok I lied, I want to hear the story if you know it!
              COMING SOON...
              Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
              We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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              • Gunzlingr
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 45976

                Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                Originally posted by DraftBoy
                One of the weirdest nights on my life, we also had a Nuabian Village a few miles from our town, another weird ass place.
                You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                  #3 is SHELBY.

                  I still cant believe this thread is now 22 pages.
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                  • Gunzlingr
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 45976

                    Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                    Terrible.
                    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                    • DraftBoy
                      Administrator
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 107452

                      Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                      Good Call!!
                      COMING SOON...
                      Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                      We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                      • Mr. Pink
                        Peterman Sucks!
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 35303

                        Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                        Shelby at number 3 is not surprising.

                        I'm upset that The Answer isn't gonna make the cut. He was my dark horse.

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                        • BlackMetalNinja
                          I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                          • May 2005
                          • 31525

                          Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                          Originally posted by DraftBoy


                          I dont want to know















                          Ok I lied, I want to hear the story if you know it!
                          I think he was just mad because it was really slow, so he punched the monitor and destroyed it. I don't know, he texted me last night and said it was dead and he was probably going to get a Mac.

                          So I called him queer like Justin Long from the PC vs. Mac commercials.

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                          • BlackMetalNinja
                            I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                            • May 2005
                            • 31525

                            Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                            I told you guys... it's going to be Shelby, Bedard, Devin... Devin wins everything around here!

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                            • DraftBoy
                              Administrator
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 107452

                              Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                              Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
                              I think he was just mad because it was really slow, so he punched the monitor and destroyed it. I don't know, he texted me last night and said it was dead and he was probably going to get a Mac.

                              So I called him queer like Justin Long from the PC vs. Mac commercials.
                              COMING SOON...
                              Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                              We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                              • M
                                Registered User
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 1947

                                Re: *****Zone Rankings*****

                                This thread is better than a soap opera.
                                Let's Go Bills ... B B B B B B Bills!

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