I was kinda drunk but she was like a 7 maybe an 8 remeber i really dont go for blondes so my ranking could be a little low but she wasnt fat and had some nice titsOriginally Posted by Forward_Lateral
I was kinda drunk but she was like a 7 maybe an 8 remeber i really dont go for blondes so my ranking could be a little low but she wasnt fat and had some nice titsOriginally Posted by Forward_Lateral
And she seriously would've let Mikey bone her?Originally Posted by L.A. Playa
Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
that second night I had to stay sober because I had to pick my girl up from work and I dont know San Diego at all
dude I dont play around when it comes to women she was almost hammered not quite tehre yet and was playing with his Bills hatOriginally Posted by Forward_Lateral
women dont touch you or tease you if they arent gonna do you
she asked me later where did your friend go ???
i would have paid for teh couple shots of patrone that would have sealed the deal
God damn it Mikey!
Worst case: he would've gotten a hummer in the bathroom stall.
especially Mikeys, sweaty hat.Originally Posted by L.A. Playa
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
she was primed and ready to go my girl had talked to her and said that would have been a done dealOriginally Posted by Forward_Lateral
Phil, if you read this, you better appologize to Michael. Hell, I bet one of them would've laid Phil too!
Yeah who gives a **** about the football game? It starts at 1pm anyways.
Helmetguy was getting alot of attention, if Phil would have loosened up hell yeah he would have gotten someOriginally Posted by Forward_Lateral
Originally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
this was Friday night !!!!!!
I wonder if Helmetguy was pissed!
What the fruck? Why did Phil want to leave so bad? I would've taken a cab if I was MikeyOriginally Posted by L.A. Playa
HOLY ****!!! MIKE ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?Originally Posted by L.A. Playa
Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
dude I led teh horse to water I did my job for him to make the right decision and get his **** wet was out of my hands
so I am sure he had his hands full of babyoil that night
You did all you could Playa
remeber we hung out saturday night but we where all subdued because of how drunk all of us got on friday nightOriginally Posted by THATHURMANATOR
That's it, I'm calling the Philster out on this. He better respond!
I gotta go to San Diego.