Oh God, that doesn't sound good. Hopefully Jessica Alba is still on the board.Originally Posted by MBBedard
Oh God, that doesn't sound good. Hopefully Jessica Alba is still on the board.Originally Posted by MBBedard
The Good News is you knocked of Goldie Hawn, Bridgette Nielsen and Kelly Osborne.
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
all you need is Playa's case !!!
The bad news you knocked off Alba and two mystery cases, one containing Isla Fisher the other containing the Dahm triplets.
You told us that you don't date schools friends, Liar!Originally Posted by Mikey82
The Mexican & too!!
- Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -
Mikey you got robbed!
****! ****! ****! This is going to be worse than the DraftBoy deal, isn't it?Originally Posted by MBBedard
How far we've fallen. The banker offers a controversial Brittany Spears...
Deal or No Deal? You'll have to pick 5 cases.
Now is a time to think about your JACKPOT option as well.
Britney? That's a pretty good offer Mikey!
Originally Posted by Mikey82
Woah there buddy, I got Alanis Morsette, and I assure you I ****ed the Vegan right out of her
COMING SOON...
Originally Posted by Dr.Lecter
Damn it! Both of those secret cases sounded really good to me. Thanks anyways for the triplets, Playa. I would have enjoyed them.
Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
At least you know she's easy
She's a freak too. On the down side, her vag probably smells like Mikey's ass.Originally Posted by DraftBoy
The triplets were from hbf. and Isla from LtffOriginally Posted by Mikey82
Playas case is still in play and though I cant reveal who it is I can tell you its better than those 2 cases combined
I bet Playa's case contains a heffer. I can see Playa doing something like that just for ****s and giggle.s
Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
Bet she'd be into some really crazy **** too, Mike she could teach you a ton, most of it you'd probably want to forget afterwards but think of the stories!
she does like photographers, but my case is better Mikey NO DEAL !!!!!!!Originally Posted by Forward_Lateral
No Deal! And I sent you the ZBs for the Jackpot.