Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

    Mariah is gone. Mikey... This is the last offer from the banker.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • Michael82
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 82330

      Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

      Originally posted by MBBedard
      Mariah is gone. Mikey... This is the last offer from the banker.
      Aww man! She would have been a good one.

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      • BlackMetalNinja
        I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
        • May 2005
        • 31525

        Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

        Yeah, there is no way you can turn down Carmen Electra and then take Neve Campbell. You've got to be in until the end at this point if you're happy with any of the remaining cases.

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        • Michael82
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 82330

          Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

          Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
          Yeah, there is no way you can turn down Carmen Electra and then take Neve Campbell. You've got to be in until the end at this point if you're happy with any of the remaining cases.
          Yeah I am. I prefer one over the other. But I wouldn't mind either of them.

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          • L.A. Playa
            Registered User
            • Aug 2003
            • 19295

            Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

            Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
            was in her dorm room I came over after work, she was grinding on me while I still had my pants on and they where like khakis I look down and they are all red, wanted to puke LOL

            so took my clothes off we threw them in the washer and honestly I wrapped it up and still hit it

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            • BlackMetalNinja
              I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
              • May 2005
              • 31525

              Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

              In theory this offer should be somewhere between Diane Lane and Carrie Underwood in terms of hotness...

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              • L.A. Playa
                Registered User
                • Aug 2003
                • 19295

                Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                Mikey gets to save the cheerleader, MBB truley has been kind here today

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380

                  Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                  Here it is the final offer from the banker..... Denise Richards.


                  Deal or No Deal?

                  This is a good medium Mikey...
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all
                  true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                  mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                  • Forward_Lateral
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 29895

                    Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                    Originally posted by L.A. Playa
                    was in her dorm room I came over after work, she was grinding on me while I still had my pants on and they where like khakis I look down and they are all red, wanted to puke LOL

                    so took my clothes off we threw them in the washer and honestly I wrapped it up and still hit it

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                    • BlackMetalNinja
                      I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                      • May 2005
                      • 31525

                      Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                      Originally posted by L.A. Playa
                      was in her dorm room I came over after work, she was grinding on me while I still had my pants on and they where like khakis I look down and they are all red, wanted to puke LOL

                      so took my clothes off we threw them in the washer and honestly I wrapped it up and still hit it

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                      • BlackMetalNinja
                        I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                        • May 2005
                        • 31525

                        Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                        Originally posted by MBBedard
                        Here it is the final offer from the banker..... Denise Richards.


                        Deal or No Deal?

                        This is a good medium Mikey...
                        Why not just offer him Kevin Bacon and Matt Dillon too?

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29895

                          Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                          You said no to Neve, you sure as hell better not take this broad.

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                          • L.A. Playa
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 19295

                            Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                            Save the cheerleader, lose your cherry

                            NO DEAL !!!

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                            • JJamezz
                               

                              Administrator Emeritus
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 5626

                              Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                              Hmm.. I'd have to think about taking this one..

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                              • L.A. Playa
                                Registered User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 19295

                                Re: Deal or No Deal.... The Mikey Edition.

                                Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
                                nothing a little soap and water wont wash off

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